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Also known as the finer things in life. Originally arranged in the 6th century by Pope Gregory, the seven are:
1. Pride - An attitude of personal superiority, almost universally accredited as the most useful of the sins.
2. Envy - desire for the belongings or traits of others.
3. Lust - The craving of 'earthly pleasures,' if 'earthly pleasures' are defined as sex.
4. Avarice - Greed; the desire of riches, bling, or Nikes(c).
5. Wrath - Outpouring of destructive or hurtful behavior of thought.
6. Sloth - An animal thats so inert that moss grows on it. The sin itself is easy to piece together from there.
7. Gluttony - The urge to intake more than is necessary for day-to-day functions.
Also known as the finer things in life. Originally arranged in the 6th century by Pope Gregory, the seven are:
1. Pride - An attitude of personal superiority, almost universally accredited as the most useful of the sins.
2. Envy - desire for the belongings or traits of others.
3. Lust - The craving of 'earthly pleasures,' if 'earthly pleasures' are defined as sex.
4. Avarice - Greed; the desire of riches, bling, or Nikes(c).
5. Wrath - Outpouring of destructive or hurtful behavior of thought.
6. Sloth - An animal thats so inert that moss grows on it. The sin itself is easy to piece together from there.
7. Gluttony - The urge to intake more than is necessary for day-to-day functions.
Pride: I'm the man!
Envy: I want your woman!
Lust: In fact, I want to have *SEX* with your woman!
Avarice: Maybe, if I had more money, your woman would have sex with me...
Wrath: Get over here, woman! NOW!
Sloth: Why? Well, because I'm too lazy to come over there to you.
Gluttony: Oh well, the woman left. Anyone for Mickey-D's?
Envy: I want your woman!
Lust: In fact, I want to have *SEX* with your woman!
Avarice: Maybe, if I had more money, your woman would have sex with me...
Wrath: Get over here, woman! NOW!
Sloth: Why? Well, because I'm too lazy to come over there to you.
Gluttony: Oh well, the woman left. Anyone for Mickey-D's?
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Satan. Pure and 100% Satan. This man is known for lying to fans of Doctor Who and Sherlock. Well known for leaving massive cliffhangers at the end of a season. The man who decided it would be a good idea to only put 3 episodes per season of Sherlock and only put out new seasons every 3 fricking years.
Wow, Steven Moffat really wants the people to come after him. He left that episode on a massive cliffhanger. Again.
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Stevious Steven was born in 30th August 50BC and is still alive till this day. He is known for his iconic sister, Linda.
Steven has many health conditions including: osteoporosis, dementia, hyperthyroidism, syphilis and gonorrhoea.
Steven is a very amorous man towards an interracial. He is also very dishonest and toxic, bringing your self-esteem to a minimum.
In terms of love life, he has many side hoes/back-up including: Vance, Johnson, Ethan and Akash for an example.
Stevious Steven should sing.
Stevious Steven was born in 30th August 50BC and is still alive till this day. He is known for his iconic sister, Linda.
Steven has many health conditions including: osteoporosis, dementia, hyperthyroidism, syphilis and gonorrhoea.
Steven is a very amorous man towards an interracial. He is also very dishonest and toxic, bringing your self-esteem to a minimum.
In terms of love life, he has many side hoes/back-up including: Vance, Johnson, Ethan and Akash for an example.
Stevious Steven should sing.
Steven in the library not studying
Person One: Its been 7 hours at the library, how many questions have you done for the exam tomorrow?
Steven: Um... half a question and scrolling through twitter
Person One: Oh God... to be Stevious Steven
Person One: Its been 7 hours at the library, how many questions have you done for the exam tomorrow?
Steven: Um... half a question and scrolling through twitter
Person One: Oh God... to be Stevious Steven
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Get the the Steven theory mug.Seven is by scientific fact the largest number ever. There may be those that can argue that seven isn't the largest number, but they would be incorrect. It is the largest number because 6 is equivalent to 8 and 5 is equivalent to 9 (and so on and so forth). In the olden days, seven was compared to gods, as the number has a special hook on it that not any other number does have. This hook was necessary in grabbing the gods from the heavens and bringing them down to earth so that sacrifices can get to them faster than without the seven bringing them down to earth.
Aaron: "Can you give me a hand with this homework?"
Bailey: "Sure"
Aaron: "What is 20x500?"
Bailey: "Seven"
Aaron: "What?"
Bailey: "It's seven"
Aaron:"I don't think that is-"
Bailey:"KILL THE NON-BELIEVER"
Bailey: "Sure"
Aaron: "What is 20x500?"
Bailey: "Seven"
Aaron: "What?"
Bailey: "It's seven"
Aaron:"I don't think that is-"
Bailey:"KILL THE NON-BELIEVER"
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