slender man

A paranormal figure originating on the website Something Awful. Made famous on creepypasta, and from the game Slender, and YouTube series Marble Hornets. He is easily distinguishable by his black suit and lack of facial features. Others have said the face was too horrible to describe, yet almost all accounts agree that he has no eyes. He is incredibly tall and thin and can grow his arms to inhuman lengths. He is sometimes shown with tentacles, which he uses to hypnotize people. Anyone who has seen him even once cannot escape. It is unclear what happens to his victims (usually children). It is thought that people who see him go insane and become incredibly paranoid. Several people have committed suicide after seeing him.

"Hey who's that tall guy?"

"SLENDER MAN!!!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by qza3dcrtfgvbyhunij September 23, 2012

Cincinnati slider

When you titty fuck a girl with a juicy ass, so that your butt slides all over her belly.

Billie had Taco Bell for dinner, so his usual nightly titty fuck session with his girlfriend during Letterman turned into a Cincinnati slider.

by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004

slender

the weight or generalization between fat and thin

I'm not fat or thin, I'm kinda in the middle, like uh, slender.

by Sammantha June 4, 2004

Chocolate slider

(n) the act of someone giving another hardcore oral right after anal so there's still poop on the penis

Regina: Courtney, I was in the hospital for 5 hours last night after Tre gave me a chocolate slider
Courtney: how much did you swallow
Regina: enough

by Patioprimeapes May 10, 2010

Slender Loris

Quite possibly the coolest animal in existence, with two saucer-like brown eyes, and a cute little heart shaped nose. Lives in India and Sri Lanka.

Unlike the Spotted Cuscus, the Slender Loris is cool.

Is there a Slender Loris on that playing card?

The Slender Loris sang a song in the club style.

by LorisLover August 5, 2011

Slenderport

When someone appears behind you and you don't know where they came from, like they teleported behind you. This commonly happens in the game slender.

Slenderman + Teleport = Slenderport

They just walked up behind you casually, but you don't know they're there. So when you turn around, they scare the sh*t out of you.

I was peeing in a bathroom, I thought i was alone. But when I was finished and turned around, THERE WAS A GUY STARING AT ME!!!!!!!

He slenderported behind my back.

by GeckZero June 12, 2014

Slender: The Eight Pages

A game based off of Slender Man where the player needs to collect eight pages in a forest before Slender Man finds them.

I shat my pants playing Slender: The Eight Pages.

by SupaleegamingX July 7, 2014