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Skeet slap

Based on the term "skeet", which is defined as the act of ejaculating on a partner after sex. Skeet slapping is the act of slapping a sheet, piece of clothing, or other absorbent material down on the skin that has been skeeted upon. The semen then acts as an adhesive, holding the material to the skin and leaving even bolder evidence of one's conquest.
"Man, she said she wouldn't swallow, so I busted a nut on her forehead and skeet-slapped her with my sock."
by Danny Seven October 24, 2004
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Skeet Shields

Large lense sunglasses worn by females that are quite effective in blocking jizz or a stray load to the eyes.
Paris Hilton's skeet shields prevented her from getting skeet skeet in her eyes.
by NoleRalph October 25, 2008
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skeetawomp

To completely pwn someone.
Rofl, that newb just got skeetawomped.
by Craig Hummel November 29, 2004
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Sheetboob

A game played with two or more people, all that is needed is a sheet. Once you have gotten a hold of a sheet, go under it and show your boob.
James: "I'm so bored."
Josephina: "Want to play sheetboob?"
James: "What's that?"
Josephina: "Here let me show you."
by starboo5 April 22, 2011
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Sticky Sheets

When two people have sexual intercourse and the guy ejaculates all over a bed afterwards!
Kaylee : So did you and Chad have fun last night?

Kiersten : We did Chad fucked me so hard and it was oh so good!

Kaylee: I bet you guy's woke up to Sticky Sheets this morning too!

Kiersten : Oh yes but that's his wife's problem!

Kaylee : Wish I had a maid to clean my Sticky Sheets!
by SlopNChop January 8, 2017
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between the sheets

Adverb; of or pertaining to sexual action; derived from the commonality of sexual encounters taking place in a bed "between the sheets"
"Damn, I'd like to get her between the sheets."
---I would like to participate in a sexual encounter with her.

"I don't like to talk about what goes on between the sheets."
---I do not enjoy discussing my sex life with others.

"We'll settle this between the sheets."
---We will now engage in sexual intercourse to resolve our current conflict.
by Illuxi March 21, 2004
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sheetards

The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on Reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathe in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laugh at George Carlin, and then praise and defend the government who has slowly killed them and their country.
The sheetards have allowed the federal reserve to bend them over, and have their way with them, as long as they are allowed to vote for the next American Idol.
by USADexter January 13, 2009
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