whump skump

Sneak up behind someone, lift there shirt and slap them on the obliques.

I walked up behind him lifted up his shirt and Whump Skumped him hard!

by Pedroistheman October 17, 2013

stumpy

Stumpy is a short, stubby, bloated man who loves food, yu-gi-oh, and the coach. They typically tell stories or fables that or fiction all of the time.

i called my friend a stumpy because he never got any pussy and always was watching t.v.

by tgb yhn April 14, 2006

Skumped

Skumped - To be dumped by your loved one over Skype.

My girlfriend went to europe and after 6 days she skumped me. She broke up with me over Skype.

by zubb00 January 15, 2011

stumpy shorts

booty shorts for the man... but named so because instead of his booty hanging out for all to see it's his stumpy little friend that is showing

Shelley said 'oh look girlfriend, that cops wearing stumpies' ... and ronnie said 'oh how I love stumpy shorts.

by safe-tee December 13, 2012

stumpy

A stumpy is a homosexual teenage boy, with a stumpy thumb and a choid. Goes with the crowd, and never has any ideas of their own

Richard (Stumpy) archer

by SMITH November 8, 2004

skimpy

one of the most fun people around! definatley a great best friend!

skimpy likes the twirly whirly.

by scorchie February 12, 2003

Skump

The sexual act of a male ejaculating into a female's mouth. He the turns around and she spits the seamen into his butthole. She then eats the seamen out of the butthole.

This act is commonly combined with other sex acts in manuvers such as the Skumpty-nine or Tennessee Log Skump.

I wouldn't go near that girl's mouth, I got a skump from her last night

by GrantyPanties August 12, 2011