The sponge

All right, you invertebrates
I'm gonna teach you how to do the sponge
Well, if you take your leg and you stick it in the air
And then you take the other one and jam it right up there
You twist yourself around and give a great big lunge
Now you're doin' the sponge
Uh, do the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge
Beat your buns you're doin' the sponge
Well, now, first you take your leg and you stick it in the air
And then you take the other one and you jam it right up there
You twist yourself around and you give a great big lunge
Now you're doin', yeah, now you're doin' the sponge
Alright, now yeah, uh, do the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge
Beat buns when you're taking the plunge
Ah, take the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge
Beat your buns you're doin' the sponge
Yeah, I bet your buns, you're doin' the sponge
Ah, yeah, yeah, you're doin' the sponge
Ah, I take the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge
Yeah, do the sponge, sponge, we'll do the sponge
Well, do the sponge, sponge
Well, do the sponge, yeah, do the sponge
Well, do the sponge, sponge
Do the sponge, yeah
Do the sponge
Yeah, do the sponge
Well, do the sponge, sponge

Person 1: When your legs don’t work like they used to before
Person 2: Yea I did the sponge

by Bugleman March 28, 2019

sponge

a lazy, workshy tosser who would rather let his friends pay for everything than put his hand in his own pocket

yo morto its your round!
gotta go guys, some munter with DSL wants me to give her a hot beef injection

by ivor biggun February 20, 2004

shit through a sponge

what you would do after a curry or a big mac.

"i just eat a big mac, and its gone right through me.
i could shit through a sponge i tell you

by nut September 15, 2004

Da Love Sponge

Da Love Sponge is a person so sweet and charming not to mention magnetic and captivating, that they soak up and attract others, with their enchanting ways... soaking up love like a sponge.. hence.. da love sponge... A favorite pet can also be called a love sponge.. but is mainly used for ravishingly beautiful females.

A ravishing and sweet mannered female.. a companion pet that likes to snuggle down into your lap and be pet and babied.. awwwww.. da loooovvvvvvvvvee sponge!

by Jill February 12, 2005

skange

A combination word made from 'skank' and 'mange'.

"Holy shit, that girl is a skange! Walk by her and a whiff, you'll know what I'm talking about."

"Dude, I was gonna have sex with this girl last night, but when I took of her panties, I saw that her pussy was really loose & she reeked of fish, go I got out of there. She's a total skange."

by BCPYogurt June 23, 2009

alcohol-sponge

A person whose body acts as a sponge and soaks up much more alcohol than you would believe possible for their size.

Dude, you can't outdrink him! He's an alcohol-sponge!

by Fuzzy Nutz April 8, 2009

sponge bob square pants

an absolutey amazing tv show that beats the crap out of nearly everything else on the box. has a sick assed theme tune which goes....

"who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"absorbant and yellow and porous is he"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"if nautical nonesense be something you wish"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"then drop on the deck and blub like a fish"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"spongebob............ squarepants!"

yes...it does rock

"yo fool, you checkin spongebob on nicktoons?"

"your damn right i am homeslice"

"damn straight"

by fulgrim May 13, 2005