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Kike Skiing

Putting jews in a body of water, and with a jet-ski run them over repeatedly.
Me and my friends caught some jews in a net, threw them in a body of water, and went kike skiing.
by hockeyhitter22 September 13, 2010
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Snow Skiing

According to many, snow skiing is quite possibly the most liberating activity known to mankind. It takes place during the wintertime when a person straps 2 long boards onto their feet and uses them to go down the mountain.

Considered by ALL skiers to be better than snowboarding (even those who have boarded before) because the tricks look sicker, the speed is faster, and it is much more fun to bomb through the powder. Plus you dont sit around on the cold snow, take off and reattatch your boots in the lift line, or worry if chicks will get on you. It is also much more versatile when dealing with tree runs and making minute corrections to dodge punk boarders that sit on their asses right below knolls waiting to be taken out.
snowboarder 1: "dude! did you see that skier's 540 rodeo with an iron cross?!"

snowboarder 2: "yeah! it was the sickest thing ever!"

snowboarder 1: "yeah...he pulls all the bitches. i wish i was snow skiing instead of conforming to snowboarding like everyone else."
by wetbutter October 22, 2008
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Skiing

The new sport in the action sports community. Skiing is just as awesome and fun as snowboarding. People who think skiing is for faggots need to grow up.
Person 1: I used to think skiing was totally gay, but then I watched some sweet skiing videos online and I realized that its just as good a snowboarding.
by TheMatT May 23, 2012
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Swining

Making your partner squeal like a pig as you ram them from behind and slap their hindquarters.
Me and the missus had a fine bout of swining last night.
by Nutcroot January 6, 2005
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shit skinning

The act of rubbing ones shit upon skin to give the illusion of being some type of dark skinned race.
Last night some girl told me she only liked black guys. so i went home and got my shit skinning on. then i got my dick liked aw yeah
by almondroca November 18, 2011
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bookbag skinning

-n. In this process, the unsuspecting student's backpack, or bookbag (whichever you want to call it) is taken away from his or her sight, turned inside out, and zipped up again with all the original items inside.
God damn it! They fuckin skinned my bookbag again. Those bastards!
by east jebip February 10, 2004
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going skiing

doing coke....... hello?
by howboutme August 11, 2006
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