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Ashlee Simpson (to pull an)

To pull an Ashlee Simpson:

1. To make a fool of yourself by getting caught doing a deceptive or untruthful act (such as lip syncing) and blame it on external circumstances such as acid reflux disease, a drummers timing pressing a button, track performance order etc. To pull a genuine Ashlee Simpson one must "do a hoedown" (or some similar bizarre and out of place act) once caught.
1. That dumb bitch just pulled an Ashlee Simpson!

Ashlee Simpson (to pull an)
by Vladimir Poontang October 16, 2007
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homer simpson

mmmmmm... forbidden dohnuts

I am evil homer, I am evil homer
by number 1 haggis by the way March 31, 2005
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Ashlee Simpson.

Omfg, you, like, make me wanna la la.
by captain katelyn March 24, 2005
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Ashlee Simpson

World's most prestigous hoe-down pop-star. Well known for the "oh-shit-they're-playing-the-wrong-song dance." Pop stars are usually notorious for lip-synching, but they don't go on interviews to talk down upon it, and get caught doing it on national TV afterwards.
The younger one is confused about her singing, and the older one is confused about whether chicken of the sea is really chicken or fish.
by 1.8T October 28, 2004
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Nicole Simpson

An alcoholic drink created by mixing cherry Smirnoff, orange juice, and rockstar.
Dude I got some O.J. and rockstar. Mix some cherry Smirnoff in and we will make a Nicole Simpson
by Brandocommando199 February 9, 2014
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Jessica Simpson

Has everything a man wishes of a woman:
1. Big breasts
2. Big ass
3. No brain
Jessica Simpson? That dumbass blonde?

I don't care, I'd still fuck her.
by Fuckitall June 11, 2006
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ashlee simpson

One who can't sing. One who blames non talent on others. One who is booed before performance, and off the stage at the Orange Bowl. Also, a failure worthy of their own petition online demise.
www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html

See also; Milli Vanilli, Failure, Fugly
www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html
by Eric Smithson January 30, 2005
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