eric simmons

Verry rude person

You are being an eric simmons right know.

by bobdenero February 15, 2018

Alfie simmons

A “boxer” who claims he can fight but he’s actually a simp and can’t even throw a punch the gimp

person 1: “is that alfie simmons a good boxer?”
person 2:”is he fuck he’s a muppet”

by anonymous August 29, 2021

Simmons Middle School

A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.

Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.

Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?

Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.

by achair48 November 21, 2023

Simmon

Simmon is a guy who hates cutting people off on the freeway. He’s a phenomenal cook, a great listener and loves world history (with an emphasis on royal dynasties). Some say he’s classy while others think he’s mysterious. Either way, he always smells and looks SEXY. Simmon is probably wearing a grey suit and a black dress shirt, tucked in, no tie, with the top two buttons undone. Simmon is also single, but not for long.

“Did you invite Simmon!?”

“Well duh! I mean, what else are we going to look at?”

by Say it ain’t so. November 23, 2021

Chris Simmons

Very talented British actor hailing from Gravesend, Kent. Mostly known for his role as DC Mickey Webb in ITV cop drama "The Bill".

Chris Simmons is amazingly versatile as an actor, strongest performance to date is probably his sensitive portrayal of a male rape victim in 2003 although his acting is consistantly realistic and believable .

www.thebill.com

by Thatkliqkid December 31, 2009

doing the simmons

thats when someone goes past postal and totally freaks the hell out of u by going mental on you. someone u know thats gone totally crazy on you over the past few years.

doing the simmons is what this dictionary definition explains.

by john bublee July 20, 2008

Laura Bayliss Simmons

Woman who mysteriously disappeared after stating on social media she was gonna put Dawn soap in her laundry. She hasn't been heard from since.

And she became the next Laura Bayliss simmons, and was never heard from again on social media.

by Cigarella June 28, 2020