The act of holding in faecal matter beyond it's natural release point, to the point where it is bubbling to get out. At this point the dirty payload is then released onto the waiting stomach of a loved one in an act of tarmacking (see 'tarmacking')
Lee has had one simmering on his hob for a few hours now while Laura is waiting by the fire for a good tarmacking.
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God damn woman either stop taking those damn prescription hormone supplements or shave! your getting a bad case of Simie!
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it's when a girl actually uses her lips or vagina lips over your penis or anus. (thus vibrating her vagina lips or lips of her mouth) when her mouth has encased your engorged penis, balls, anus, or testicles!
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