shred the gnar

A snowboarding and surfing term. Extreme riding

hey man, theres some sick fresh powder out... in so stoked to go shred the gnar!

by a snowboarder July 28, 2011

shred it dude

when you go in to an oap too hard so they rip

i just shredded susan dude shred it dude

by beepbeepijustfellintoyournansp July 11, 2018

shredding the cat

To shred the cat is slang for masterbation. For example ‘cat’ is the penis and ‘shredding’ is the act of moving ones hand up and down the shaft.
Much like schrodinger‘s cat, it’s an allegory of life.

Marek was is in his room shredding the cat so loud his house mates became concerned.
And his penis became sore.

by Loweena November 1, 2017

Shred on the yoinky

1) To masturbate aggressively
2)Playing difficult music on an instrument

"Yo did you shred on the yoinky last night"

by Yoinkyshredder69 January 6, 2021

Shredding Plastic

"vaping right?"
"yeah, vaping"

Yo, we shredding plastic rn?

by walmu May 22, 2022

Shred on the Yoinky

Refers to the action of either playing difficult music, typically on a string instrument, or to masturbate.

"Guess what I did last night?"
"Drugs?"
"No, I was had shred on the Yoinky for hours."

by ImpossiblePath January 6, 2021

shred mom

A form of soccer mom found on the snowy slopes of North America.

Did you see that shred mom assualt that man who yelled at the kid to move out of the drop.

by Stalefisherman July 11, 2016