showadodle

a man/women who does a reach-around with a spider monkey while bare riding a giraffe that it mentally retarded, and is vandalizing a rhino’s sphincter. In the middle of the Bahamas while scuba diving

while at the fair i did a "showadodle"

by pollygoo/ Fwinks December 10, 2008

Shoads

An overwhelmingly huge amount of something. Abreviation of 'shit-loads'.

"man I got shoads of work to get through today"

by Becstar November 23, 2006

Shwad

Synonymous to Douche. Comes from the word douchewad.

-Timmy stole my cookies; what a shwad.
-Spencer Pratt is such a shwad.
-He was acting shwadish.

by Inventor of Shwad December 28, 2009

Shoad

A penis that is very short, usually 2 inches, and is extremely fat, usually 4 inches wide.

That John kid has a huge shoad!

by THISNAMEBETTERWORK January 1, 2014

shkwad

Eastern Leichhardt, Australia


Collective Anus's

Look at those Shkwads!
Nice Shkwad!

by The Montage, Yo. May 13, 2005

shobadoobie

A related drug to chron. A joke some sorta of pun a good way to end a conversation.

The shobadoobie you just smoked will shob your doob.

by jon Nourse September 3, 2006

showed em

stating the obvious, saying something unfunny or lame

boy:yo momma so slow she walk at 2 miles per hour

girl: aw you just showed em

by yung greezy June 20, 2010