Shoad

A penis that is very short, usually 2 inches, and is extremely fat, usually 4 inches wide.

That John kid has a huge shoad!

by THISNAMEBETTERWORK January 01, 2014

Shoads

An overwhelmingly huge amount of something. Abreviation of 'shit-loads'.

"man I got shoads of work to get through today"

by Becstar November 23, 2006

SHOAD

It is a hybrid word for shitload.

I have a shitload of homework due today.

or...I have a "shoad" of homework due today.

by kalijoe November 16, 2011