Slinking

The act of ejaculating into your own hand and throwing it at another person for sexual gratification.

Janice loves Steve slinking on her tits.

Dave slinked all over his girlfriends face

by Squirrel Lord 83 August 28, 2013

Stinking Arnold

The insertion of a lead (non-mechanical) pencil into a female's anus.

"Hey sweetheart, can I give you the stinking arnold tonight?"

by Jordan The Rooster October 21, 2009

shirking

avoid or neglect (a duty or responsibility):
no object, usually with negative (shirk from) be unwilling to do (something difficult):

she is neither shirking nor lying

by Don rajah December 3, 2013

spinking

causing trouble. messing shit up. usually used to talk about blowing things up, property destruction and the like.

oh, we're going to go spinking. i need my spinking cap.

by gw January 24, 2005

Shining Celebi

Loser with no life, constantly trying to prove his worth.

Dude, stop acting like Shining Celebi.

by Naked_Gabumon August 28, 2004

sinking head

A head that is the opposite of floating head because it is wider than it is long.

jordan has a sinking head.

by daniel May 26, 2004

shining the cannon

To masturbate, or go bashing the bish.

"I'm horny, and shining the cannon ain't good enough."

by erotica69 September 18, 2005