shalantly

A dramatic act carried out in the attempt to garner attention from anyone near enough to have witnessed it.

Can you believe how shalantly he took the garbage out?!

Yeah l’m certain the entire block heard the lid slam open & shut!!

by Blacksheepinatown March 17, 2023

shablangled

A synonym for being so completely wasted that shitfaced does not fit anymore.

“Dude, last night John was absolutely fucking shablangled.”

by Fuck you jeff bezos May 9, 2023

shaylanthropy

(noun) | shay-lan-thruh-pee

Definition:
The rare and rebellious act of using seductive power, street smarts, and unapologetic charisma to create radical social change. Often involves blending beauty, brains, and badassery to rescue others while staying fabulously unbothered.

A modern twist on philanthropy — but with stilettos, strategy, and sass. Coined from the legendary Shayla Rae Wilde, whose mission to build empires and shelters out of strip clubs, heartbreaks, and hotel rooms turned her into the Temptress of Transformation.

“She built a shelter, ran a webcam, fed a dozen families, and still made it to court on time. That’s straight Shaylanthropy.”

“You giving out gift bags and business cards at a gangbang again? Damn, girl, you on your Shaylanthropy grind today.”

by ShaylaWilde July 21, 2025

Upper shalantey

Upper class high faluttin’ people

This camp ground is upper shalantey.

by Mis3ry November 28, 2024