shank

in the southern u.s. (at least in nc), to shank means to pull someone else's pants down as a joke

Ahhh, you got shanked cuh!

by shankee1234 October 16, 2010

shank

when your friends come into your house and take off their shoes and you can smell the stink so bad you want them out of your house.

Aw, dood, ur shank is so bad! put ur shoes away!!

by Macoockeron March 24, 2008

shank

to steal something from someone's house, to have sex with your boy's girlfriend,

I shanked this cd from that kid's house. I shanked Tony by fucking Veronica.

by Damis January 15, 2003

shank

1. Dry, flaky, poor-quality marijuana, usually with seeds and stems.

2. Anything which is of extremely poor quality, poorly make, an expired prodouct.

1. I need water! This is some goddamn shank weed. Augh, my throat.

2. This is one shank-ass van, look at that rust hole in the floor-board!

by the pope June 09, 2004

shank

To have the dual desire of wanting a shower combined with the need to masturbate.

I need a shank.

by Matatu November 24, 2008

shank

slice

Roger Federer doesnt shank enough

by dcdcdc November 15, 2009

shank

when you screw something up real bad

dude, you fully shanked that shot at goal

yeah, shank of the year

by mikey maggot October 21, 2008