seris

shorter way to say "Seriously"

"Seris, Bitch, I'm on my way to DQ!"

by Mercades March 2, 2008

Tongue of the Serpent

when urine unexpectedly comes out of the penis in two polar directions; bidirectional urination

"There were two urinals open, and I couldn't decide which one to go to, so I just Tongue of the Serpent-ed that shit!"

by Abdominal Adam October 30, 2007

serbs

the best race in the world. both world war 1 and 2 were started by the serbs as they are fearless people that stand up for their rights. eg. did not convert to muslim after being conquered by turks, killing the austrian prince, standing up to nazis.
serbs are one of the fairest people in the world. serbs have never fucked anybody over. they dont want anybody elses land because they are happy with what they have. they have been fair to everyone and in the end they got stabbed in the back by the mother fucking croatians with the help of america and so on.

serbs are very attractive people too, especially the women and are very capable as displayed in the 2007 eurovision song contest and in tennis (novak djokovic, ana ivanovic, jelena jankovic etc..)

over all, if you hate serbs, you really must be a dickhead or just very jealous (eg. albanian, croatian...etc..)

i fuck all of the mothers of the serb haters, translation -
jebem vam mater svima ko nas mrze

they said serbs fought like legends, now they say legends fought like serbs

by Aleks Serbinator January 12, 2008

Sepsi

Far more than sexy, it is used to describe an orgasmic state of sensual ecstasy mixed with an intoxication of physical pleasure. The state of being sepsi is obtained best with an herbal aura accompanied by alcoholic indulgence.

OMG, he is too sepsi!

by lusi goosey October 14, 2010

dio serpente avvelenato

Dio serpente avvelenato is a common italian exclamation that sounds like"god is a poisoned snake". It is often used in veneto when granfathers caught granchildren pranking them. It is now used also as a normal expression of disappointment. Almost everybody use it

"Dio serpente avvelenato! Fatteli da' dalla mamma, un sei mica ofrano!"

"Dio serpente avvelenato! Ask them to your mother, you're not an orphan!"

by ebbbri February 8, 2014

serpect

a synonym for something really awesome or epic

Dude, that misspelling of respect is totally serpect.

by McPseudonyman April 18, 2010

Serpentine Logic

To twist science facts presented to politicians for ulterior motives related to manipulating public support for large class-action lawsuits. The enactment of legislation with the intent of changing the state rock (mineral) designation to pander to a group of wealthy personal injury lawyers that have deliberately misled state congressmen on the geological relationship of serpentine to asbestos. Asbestoid materials may be derived from serpentine, but not all shiny blue and green serpentine is chrysotile (asbestoid form only).

California was the first, in 1965, to designate a State Rock. States in the USA that have significant mineral deposits often create a state mineral, rock, stone or gemstone to promote interest in their natural resources. For instance, in 2009, West Virginia named bituminous coal as their state rock.

Geologists have rallied to oppose the bill, arguing that there is no way to be harmed from casual exposure to natural serpentine rock.

Geologists throughout the US have scorned the proposed change of the state rock designation, pointing to the legal lobby petitioners Serpentine logic in blaming the mineral family as the cause of mesothelioma in order to sway personal injury court judgments to their favor.

by Intuit July 20, 2010