Selfconshee

To be self concious.

I feel selfconshee. They're all looking at me.

by Steve Woodier November 14, 2007

Selfdude

A Selfdude is someone that has been repeatedly rejected by the world, and yet continues to kick ass. Often used in the 1st person perspective.
Also, can be used as an expletive.

Roberto- Did you hear back from Harvard?

Mike- Yeah.... I didn't get in.

Roberto- That sucks, man.

Mike- I thought I was selected... Selfdude rejected!

by Mary Barry January 27, 2009

Self-takedown

A maneuver where one, usually a male, consumes too many spirits and ruins his/her chances with a "sure thing" and/or consensual sex. Usually paired with excessive swearing and/or unwanted groping.

Made famous by the big daddy at Appalachain State.

"What happened to the bd last night? I thought he had that one in the bag.

After his 11th scotch-soda he decided it would be a good idea to preform a self-takedown"

by dj scribble scrabble July 24, 2010

Self Esteem Friend

Abbreviated as "SEF"

The friend(s) of a highly attractive girl who's sole purpose is to make the attractive girl feel better about themselves and look perpetually times more attractive to guys.
Also, the SEF serves a double purpose as a cockblocker

Charlie: Yo check out that slut over at that table, shes hot as fuck. Im'a go get that.

Justin: Yeah dude, but check out all her friends.

Charlie: Fucking Self Esteem Friends...

by You Wont, No Balls June 9, 2011

Selfiend

Selfiend is a person who constantly posts selfies (self portraits) of him or herself on social media like Facebook and Instagram. The person does it to an extent that may cause resentment in other social media users, such as the person's facebook friends. Not to be confused with selfriend.

She's such a selfiend! I had to stop following her on facebook, my news feed only consisted of her selfies.

by Instagrannies January 26, 2014

selfie bitch

girls who take massively fabricated photos of themselves and frequently update them to FB, Twitter or Instagram to arouse men's sexual desire.

Selfie bitches pose severe photo-graphical violence to social networking sites.

by Selfie_perra December 19, 2015

selfie stance

That involuntary and somewhat robotic pose one affects involving a slight tilt of the head and whatever facial configuration one wishes to embody to evoke the desired mood when capturing a selfie.

The capacity to take a good selfie stance ultimately becomes second nature and to some extent, unintentionally inane.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 2, 2019