Sebastian

Sebastians think that they are awesome, whether they are or not. Some Sebastians are just obnoxious, while others have actual potential. Though Sebastians are generally good-looking, the mean ones will be horrible and crotchety in their old age, and as the years go by their penises will get smaller and smaller until approximately the size of a pea. This all depends on the niceness of your Sebastian. If he isn't a douche-bag, his penis may get even larger over time. Pick your Sebastian wisely!

Whao, that Sebastian is hot, but his penis is smaller than a thumbtack!

That guy is so nice...what a Sebastian.

by Everysinglecolor September 11, 2011

Sebastian

A cocksucking cum guzzling cum dumpster

Dude you’re such a fu@$&ing Sebastian

by Balllicker5000 November 1, 2017

Sebastian

One who is whipped repeatedly by his girlfriend before getting his trashcan raided.

"Damn dude, those raccoons made you look like a Sebastian"

by PimpedKoala August 16, 2016

Sebastian

aka the definition of a gay piece of shit

Oh hey its sebastian!
Yeah the gayest kid in school!

by SirSpooks November 30, 2021

Sebastian

Sociopath that wants to bomb a elementary school with knifes during a bomb drill

"Have you seen Sebastian?"

"... um no..."
"That's not good. Did he go to the airport?"
"Um I heard him talking about that..."
"Shit"

by Thedude01924 January 4, 2012

Sebastian

He is a fuck boy he is crusty but cute he has beautiful brown eye and fine as fuck but is crusty too and he has soo much acne it's disgusting he says he has a girlfriend but is texting all these other girls and can't make up his mind on what his feelings are and can't pick one boy he also asks for nudes he makes you like him and then plays with your feelings he has a great style and I love his curly hair and skates his eyebrows are on fleck he is smart too he is rude and an ass hole but there's something about him and he is thick and i wanna squish his ass and has air pods and is rich and he's my bebe

sebastian is a fuck boy

by andthatsrealfacts December 16, 2018

Sebastian

Sebastian is the name for a really cool, hot, smart guy. Sebastian is usually the class clown, a little clumsy, awkward, and just plain dumb at times, but he’s good with his words and makes the people around him happy. Sebastian is popular at school, and has a lot of friends and an awesome girlfriend. He has freckles, a cute smile and fantastic hair. Everything about him just oozes hotness.

“Wow, he’s so funny, he must be a Sebastian!”

by cute_Conversations May 7, 2018