Poo and Screw

The act of taking a dump in someone else's house on the way out of that house; without the person directly realizing it until they hear the toilet flush. And by that time, you're gone.

Matt: Andrew took a massive crap in in your house yesterday!

Chris: Yah, what a Poo and Screw!

by Lbayncha1 February 14, 2009

banging screw

to dump (play) the late and great DJ Screw's music at high volume. Most likely while sittin crooked in da slab, bending corners in da big box dunk chevy.

we was dippin through da souf side banging screw.

by DL fo real September 5, 2011

Edison Screw

Screwing someone over so bad it borders on sociopathic. It's beyond just business, it's beyond ambition, it's sick and twisted and the bestower of said screwing gets a perverted enjoyment out of it.

"Did you hear James' ex wife gave him the Edison Screw after the divorce by stealing his dog then getting it put down?"

by zeyus September 17, 2013

screw you

a nicer way of saying fuck you. usually used when annoyed.

Retard: Pudding sucks!
Pudding lover: well screw you.

by Sarah Ca December 25, 2007

chew and screw

to eat an expensive meal, then skip out on the bill.

I just had a steak dinner at the Four Seasons.

Expensive?.

Nah, I chewed and screwed.

by betty ford June 1, 2005

screw loose

to have a screw loose is to be a a bit mad

"aye, he's always had a screw loose"

by BigDave26 December 13, 2006

screw the pooch

This expression means to make a catastrophic error or failure.

Watch him screw the pooch at the last minute and the deal fall through.

by Duckbutt January 29, 2006