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Scoops

When a fart is brewing up inside of you and you feel like your friends may enjoy sharing in the stench. Ripping ass while your friends ask for "scoops" or "gimme two scoops of that" while using their hand as a spoon to scoop the wafting gas into their nostrils.
Tim:
Oh man I feel a great scoop brewing right now

Dave:
Well don't hog it, pass some scoops over this way!
by Tyecko2589t December 2, 2010
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scooping

When you are having sex or had sex with someone.
Alex told his roommate Ariel not to go in the dorm room because he was scooping for about an hour with the girl from the party and needs to clean up.
by El Argenis A.K.A. "Henis" August 9, 2006
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scoops!!

An exclamation to the world or nearby passers by that you have made (whether by chance or skill) a tremendous win earning you phat lootz. Can also just be done for the lulz.
Ticket sails man - "Well, congratulations, you got the last two tickets"
You - "SCOOPS!!"
by John Malone December 9, 2008
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Scoop

Drink of alcohol preferably lager esp. carling, stella
'off for a quick scoop lad?'

'fancy a scoop matey?'
'Eladdy unde'thumb can't hack the scoop'
by climbingguy876 November 11, 2009
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Scoop

when you cup your hand and make a scooping motion under a persons chin and say "scoop!". Scoops originated in 2006 in Alpharetta GA. although some like the idea of scooping boobs, scoops are entirely different. A scoop is similar to a high-five or in some cases a teasing gesture. Some use scoops as a salutation while others use it to annoy people. All around, scoops are friendly and when used appropriately can be fantastic.

also related: salmon, guppy, oblivian scoop.
*friend A passes friend B in the hallway*

friend A: hey.
friend B: SCOOP!!
friend A: aww!!

or

friend A: dude, i have something serious to talk about..
friend B: ok what is it?
friend A: *sigh* i don't know the best way to say this but.....SCOOP!!!!!
friend B: dude come on!!!
by anonymousscooper March 1, 2009
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Scoop

Phenomenon started by two high school girls from NoVA, "Scoop" is used when:
1. You steal something from someone
2. You've dumbfounded someone (generally followed by a playful slap to the face)
1. J walks over to C's normal seat in math class, and takes it anyways. When C enters, J looks her in the eyes and says 'Scoop!'
2. C proves J wrong, J is left speechless. To break the silence C yells SCOOP! followed by a scooping motion with her hand and a slap to J's face.
by Sneakers9 February 6, 2010
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Scoop

Verb
-To remove the inner soft bready part of a bagel in order to reduce the amount of carbs consumed

Noun
-A person (male or female) who orders their bagels "scooped out", or without the inner soft bready part

-One who prefers their bagels scooped out

-A person exhibiting J.A.P.-like qualities, such as ordering their bagels scooped who is or is not a member of the Jewish faith
-A person who frequents Tompkins Square Bagels in the East Village, New York wearing yoga pants and nike running shoes and orders their bagels scooped
"Can I have a whole wheat everything bagel, but can you scoop out the inside and put lots of tofu veggie spread on...I don't want too many carbs."

"He looks like the type of guy that would scoop his bagels."
"Look at that scoop right there."
by smax615 January 27, 2015
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