Italian Salute

The act of flipping the bird to anyone or anything. Usually done by someone Italian.

Person 1: Hey Vinnie, ain't that the guy that fucked your sister?
Person 2: Yeah Frankie, it is. Watch this, Imma give him the Italian Salute, show him who he's messin with.

by Cyanide44 January 18, 2014

Boy Scout Rule of D's

This is a rule established on Comedy Central's show, Workaholics, that states when you accidentally see another man's penis, the only way to restore order to the universe is to show him your dick as well.
Then you have both seen each other's penises and you can go on living your daily in peace once again.

Adam: Hey Blake, where you going with no pants on?
Blake: Oh, I accidentally saw Montez's penis yesterday, so I'm gunna go show him my dick to restore balance to the universe.
Adam: Ahh, the Boy Scout Rule of D's, have fun.

by mermaidcat May 17, 2011

one finger salute

give the middle finger to some...

yeah dude you can take that one finger salute and stink it in your dumper bitch

by matches April 25, 2003

donkey girl scout mess

A problem of one's own making which is of truely epic proportions.

When Julie and Sarah decided to lie to their folks so they could go to the concert neither was allowed to attend, they created a donkey girl scout mess for themselves.

by Pinkie_Flamingo November 6, 2010

salutatorian

The person who just missed being valedictorian by a few GPA points. A very miserable person indeed. 2nd place is just the first loser.

Kelly is crying in the bathroom!
Why?
She just found out she was salutatorian!

by diosmioalejandra May 18, 2008

Sea Scouts

A group affiliated with BSA. Boy Scouts on water. Unlike forest fairies Sea Scouts know how to get shit done. The toughest bamf's in scouting.

Sea Scout: What did you do this weekend?
Boy Scout: I slept in a tent, then walked in the forest, how about you?
Sea Scout: I climbed robe, went sailing, fixed a 200hp engine, and played on a fucking aircraft carrier. Oh i also saved someones life.
Boy Scout: Well i had s'mores.
Sea Scout: Wow you must have had fun at your tea party. put some pants on and join Sea Scouts

by sexy219 October 30, 2011

girl scout cookies

A cleverly disguised, deadly, yet irresistible trap designed to slowly kill us all with morbid obesity resulting in cardiac arrest, diabetes, ect.

Why do those little girls make their delicious girl scout cookies so damn tiny and pack 25% of your daily fat into just two of them?

The only possible answer: they are evil.

by Steve Martin 1202 March 3, 2008