schwander

One who bums rides off friends because he is too lazy to get his liscence

I hate driving him around all the time, he's such a Schwander

by Kobe!! June 16, 2015

schwing

See schwing!

"Schwing!, I've got a boner."

by x January 31, 2003

Schwindy

Nickname for one with the surname 'Schwind'. A term of endearment for one who is generally considered to be very kind and considerate. However, he/she tends to bear malicious thoughts towards many; thankfully, he/she possesses the temperance to withhold such thoughts.

He/she also deals with many internal conflicts, and has trouble confiding in others. He/she can make for a great friend, but seeking anything more is dangerous territory.

"Schwindy's so nice. I wish he'd tell us more about him."

by The Responsible One March 8, 2009

schwing

The act of subtly cutting off a car that is trying to pass. Usually on a highway, you close the gap between a slow car in the right lane and your car (in the left lane) so as to not allow the faster car in the right lane to pass. You do this as many times as possible, trying to look like your not trying to do it, eventually sending the other driver into a fit of road rage.

This asshole in a BMW was in a big hurry, so I decided to schwing him for a few miles. He finally passed me using the shoulder of the highway while giving me the finger.

by HarBerNi March 4, 2010

Schwing

A term used by men in a secretive, code-like manner to alert other men of a beautiful woman in the general vicinity.

Dude, check out the Schwing over by the bar

by Minck February 14, 2009

schindler

To hopelessly pursue an unattainable goal.

When I try to catch a rainbow, I schindler.

by Sean March 25, 2005

schwing

an exclamation of something awesome

"I just won 100 bucks. Schwing!"

by bing July 1, 2003