schamp

A person that is a thug that doesn't know what is going on around them.

Kristen is an ultimate schamp.

by chico December 10, 2003

schtumpy

It literally means alligator. I saw an ad with a kid singing about his schtumpy, and he was holding a stuffed alligator, so I assumed he was singing about his damn alligator. Or crocodile. What's the fucking difference?

Kiss my schtumpy, you little dweeb!

by Amelia V. Berkhaus October 13, 2007

Schumering

When someone steals another's joke and acts like nothing happened

Him: *joke*
Her: *Same Joke*
Them: "She is Schumering it!"

by Seclusionn5 May 12, 2017

schumann

one who hula hoops nude to lou bega albums while eating spinach artichoke dip

did you see how many hula hoops and lou bega albums he had, the kid's a total schumann

by beanis%%% August 14, 2009

scrump

To steal apples

Lets go a'scrumpin!

by me February 1, 2003

schlumpkin

when michael slevin gives you a blumpkin

I just got done with my schlumpkin

by Snoop Dog August 14, 2004

schimpf

to stick the tip of your dick into someone's asshole

We were fucking last night and she asked me to schimpf her.

by Lawlgirl April 25, 2011