pwn-schooled

An insult used online, suggesting as kids they got repeatedly pwned and thats all they're good at. Clearly a parody of home-schooled.

Yo Jake420, Were you pwn-schooled as a kid?

by Gameguru666 May 22, 2007

home schooled

One who is schooled at home usually in much smaller class sizes and on a one-to-one basis by a teacher who is genuinely interested in their student, resulting in a BETTER educated individual.

She was home schooled,and had a much better grasp of spelling and grammar than the average public-schooled retards of the town.

by Alison Hannigan June 27, 2006

schooltriotic

If you are patriotic, you really love your country unconditionally. If you are schooltriotic, you really love your school unconditionally.

"Look at Ellen over there, she's so schooltriotic that she never wears anything without the school colors!"

by katirhthgjh September 7, 2008

Schooner

A. Introduced in the 1950s, Schooner is a popular Maritime lager. Unique ester properties from special lager yeast and a special blend of North American hops deliver a clean, smooth taste. Schooner beer was named after the famous sailing ship the Bluenose II which was owned by the Oland family.

B. Party tard grab one of my Schooner out da fridge!

A. Ummmmm....Beer.

B. "Yo! you best slap dat back in da sucka face, fore I bust a cap in your silly ass dome!"

by The Cash Man June 18, 2004

schooled

basically another way of saying owned, which is domination of another player in games like CS, WC3, D2, Halo, SC, etc.

Did I just hear a bell b/c it sounds like someone's getting schooled

by Jpiccion June 30, 2004

Schooner

Fucking sexiest man alive.
has the cutest smile:)
with dimples!!
sexy sexy sexy
that is all
also...ABS:D
he is sex in a can.

1. -Hey did you see (blank)'s new haircut? OMG he is sex in a can!

-agreed! he is such a Schooner!

by LOVERS! December 17, 2010

high schoolers

They always seem to be some needy attention seekers writing up shit on Twitter with dumb crap like "11:11," "like for a tbh," (this one actually means "trampy blue horn," which relates to worshipping the Blue Brother of Lucifer; but these kids think it means "to be honest;" and even so, "like for a to be honest" is nowhere near GRAMATICALLY CORRECT), always shooting up pics of their butts on Instagram and saying stupid, made-up words like "slay" and "avi" (meaning "avatar"), etc. The boys end up getting killed or arrested, and the girls end up pregnant before 20 and shit.

There's always stupid stuff like homecoming, prom...interesting since actually the coming part in homecoming and the prom word both have explicit, sexual connotations: the "coming" part is slang and relates to the pleasure that usually happens in freaky-ass adulthood, and the word "prom" actually derives from "pron," which is internet slang for pornography.

I can't freaking stand homecoming or prom! No rant intended, but even the football BS is starting to ramp up some drunk idiots and violent, law-breaking assholes trying to screw their ladies and crushes up.

The innocent, real normal kids get in trouble because of these fucking dumbass "popular" antichrists!

Them dumbasses'd be in prison in Texas for the shit they'd usually get away with in California.

Screw the high schoolers. I just want them to suck a liberal's big cock!

by dangnuggets November 2, 2016