Schmoonding

Doing nothing but laying around and jerking off

Mr. Coomer was not in fact schmoonding on the job.

by NoxMelo December 24, 2021

Schmoozefest

The belief that one can smooth-talk their way throughout life

Chris: Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo americano?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna

Sean: Ebic! Schmoozefest

by bigprophetbeats March 15, 2022

schmoozery

Sweet talking someone for a favor that benefits you.

I’m going to use some schmoozery with the receptionist to get in to my appointment early.

by Semiguy62 June 10, 2022

Schmoney

There's numbers of reasons why we love goth girls but the main one is because they have cool nipple piercings. They taste like pennies and we're all about that schmoney.

So you know Jessica? Bro i'm all about that schmoney with her

by SkillFaker October 21, 2022

schmoovement

The art of smooth moves when you're in the grooves. Although commonly attributed to gaming parlance, often from the Smash Bros Melee scene, it can be seen to encompass other terms like juking, bunny-hopping, slide-movement, etc. in other games too.

When viewed - it's when the technical or mechanical skill in the game, turns into a beautiful spectacle.

"He dodged every shot... his schmoovement was UNREAL"

"you have to UP your schmoovement game dude, remember the 5 D's!!!"

by sooibot February 21, 2023

Schmooze

The act of fucking a man in his man-pussy except he has stomach problems so a brown cream starts oozing out of his pussy. This phenomenon would be well-known as a “schmooze”

“Hey guys. I was with chad last night and we totally schmoozed. It was gnarly”

by BIGBALLSMAN14 April 9, 2023

Schmooey

SH-MOO-EE Usually describes when a glass or clear surface is covered in a unknown substance (schmoo) that causes the glass surface to become opaque and or sticky.

Ex. 1: “Ah i can’t see, my glasses are all schmooey!”

Ex. 2: “Oh no! Your greasy fingers made my windows all shmooey.”

by Chicken_fried_steak June 3, 2023