Schlapp

a lie so ridiculous it does not even make sense to the liar

My buddy told me a real big Schlapp today, he said that Saturn is a MAGA sanctuary and QAnon is the king but can't tell me if this is the car or the planet.

by OutofCntxtClues November 9, 2020

Schlapping

The sound emitted by slapping with a slight wet/moist tone to it.

-Hey, What is Sylvia doing in there?
-No clue, Probably having sex, I heard em Schlapping.

by Sir Schlong December 3, 2020

Schläppcident

When you wear slippers and accidentally stumble.

Maren: "Hey girl, what the fuck just happened?"
Felizitas: "I just had an Schläppcident"
Maren: "That's bananas, you have to be more careful, babe"

by qwerasdfnull May 13, 2021

Schluppe

A small group of amazing people with the same mental disabilities which hang around together and judge people. Greatings go to schmaya,schmyn,schl& schmajana

Loser1: Yo who are these good looking people??
Loser2: Bro they are called the Schluppe!

by Dcc5 November 22, 2021

schlarpet

Just a Schlatt carpet

Greg- “Bro nice carpet!”
Ronald-“that’s not just a carpet it’s a schlarpet”

by Rammie_69 May 22, 2022

Schlappy

When a closeted gay man has a few drinks and his true homosexual urges explode in a sloppy and grabby display.

Mitch was a manly man, he owned big guns, drove a big truck, and loved the flag, but after downing a few he’d swap his Natural Lights for Mint Juleps and enjoyed getting schlappy with area twinks.

by Tank Utley January 6, 2023

Schlapp

V. To grab another man’s crotch without permission

The political aide was shocked when his boss schlapped him when they were alone in the elevator.

by Scorpio Stinger March 8, 2023