Pwnzi Scheme

Pwning someone so bad that the only equivalent would be what Bernie Madoff did to his clients

Did you see my score in that game? Total pwnzi schemed that noob.

by Made off with jillions January 8, 2010

assforgas scheme

The latest of internet scams happening on all the sites. The scammer could be a young lady catfishing the scammee/ victim or it might even be a Dude who has stolen photos of a hot chick and he is pretending to be that hot chick. The scammer draws you into an apparent online relationship and can't wait to meet you for sex or a "Hot time" together. The only problem is they don't have money to buy gas to get to a place where you can meet. They always have an excuse why you can't come to their place directly... usually for their own security. They press you to put money on a cash card and if you do you never hear from them again or you get 100 different excuses about why they didn't show up. They will even go so far as to pretend that they had a wreck on the way to see you and will send you photos of themselves in a hospital bed. Some will ask for a game card for the fake kids they supposedly are looking after and say it is to keep them busy while you have sex in the other room.

I was sure she was the one ... but it just turned out to be an assforgas scheme.

by RJ Miller July 13, 2023

Scheme barbie

A Dirty Blonde Council Estate Women , Who Would Sleep With Anyone Usually Has A Big Pair Of Council Lips To Go With The Look , Usually Filth

Look At The Scheme Barbie Probably Wants Her Cunt Licked

by Cunted March 1, 2023

Scheming

When teenagers gather and secretly plot to do goon shit to get money for weed, video games, drinks, or cheetos.

We smoked a joint and then me and the boys were scheming at the crib.

by Operation kwas August 12, 2022

Scheme queen

A slag that wears 110s and carries lockers and shouts a schemes name
Like hwg

Wee betty said "Shamrock boys" cos am a scheme queen
Kelsey said " fuck the monks"
Natnatno said " couple a scheme queens"

by Theschemequeen January 10, 2017

Tamponzi Scheme

A social event disguised as a business opportunity, where women gather to sip wine, sniff essential oils, and pretend they’re building an empire—by selling overpriced candles, lipstick, plastic bowls, or garlic presses to each other in an endless loop of hostess guilt and Facebook DMs. See also: Mary Kay, Young Living, PartyLite, Tupperware, Pampered Chef, and “boss babe” energy.

Guy 1 - “My wife got invited to another Tamponzi scheme at Karen’s Friday night”.

Guy 2 - “There goes another $300”.

by DoctorP June 20, 2025

original scheme boul

To be, or act, in any way as Billy Gordon.

Hey (Billy Gordon), you're the original scheme boul.

by JNeilson January 27, 2014