Schafernaker scale

A cult scale that some British gay men use to assess the cuteness or 'hotness' of a potentially attractive man in their presence. It runs from zero to ten.

The scale is named after gay sex-symbol, the Polish-born BBC meteorologist Tomasz Schafernaker. The scale his named after him, since his cuteness is commonly considered to be beyond 10.

"Brad Pitt gets a 10 on the Schafernaker scale from me"
"You're not wrong there... whereas Gordon Brown or John McCririck would get 0 from me"

by Roger Mellie 84 October 9, 2009

Marxist Schadenfreude

When one takes pleasure in inflicting misfortune onto the rich and powerful (regardless of intentions).

Some of them suggest that he's not so much a champion of the oppressed so much as an adrenaline junkie who uses powerful and amoral opponents as a source of Marxist schadenfreude.

by The Logical Fallacy May 23, 2018

schaeferish

(adj) The quality of being easily amused by made-up words. Often applies in situations where actual work is supposed to be getting done, but in reality, is not.

We all laughed at his schaeferish chuckle when we explained what the term "2 girls, 1 cup" referred to.

by Guillermo Montoya March 31, 2009

Schadenfeude

–noun satisfaction or pleasure felt seeing others fight.

"One person's misfortune is another's happiness." Whenever Elroy Park, esq engages in a battle, I can't help but feel a sense of schadenfeude.

by chomop December 8, 2009

schadenfreudeing

To gloat at another's worst luck: malicious and even sadistic pleasure in some other person's horrible misfortune.

German and American car companies have given new meaning to schadenfreudeing, over Toyota's miscalulation.

by Guido1 February 4, 2010

Schadenmasochism

A perverse pleasure and/or satisfaction at torturing oneself.

She was filled with schadenmasochism every time he opened his stupid mouth.

by doc__holliday May 14, 2010

schadenfuckery

Action (or inaction) intended to facilitate the misfortune of others for one's own pleasure.

Voting for Trump just to piss off the libtards is prime schadenfuckery.

by Pseudothink November 22, 2017