salted

to be cracked out on Adderall for days.

Tyler: I have a test at 8am tomorrow
Kaleigh: Just pop an adderall and pull an all-nigher!
Tyler: Ive literally been salted for days

Tyler: Salted means Adderall...

by madawgyyyyyy August 16, 2016

salted but roll

When you salt an asshole and then lick it.

Last night we had a few salted but rolls at the frat house

by Rimshots October 31, 2017

Salted

Salted is another meaning for fucked

I salted her ass

by Douknowdaway January 17, 2018

Susted

The act of getting drug while in a heavily modded vehicle.

"Brock was spraying all he had, but still got susted by a bone stock LS."

by Urban Lexus May 7, 2018

Salted walnut

A sexual act wherein one person farts gently into their partner’s mouth. This is not officially scat-play, unless smooth jazz plays in the background.

“We wanted to do something special last night, so I gave him a salted walnut.”

by mjmoo December 1, 2018

Salted/Salty

when you are pissed off at someone...

BOI You be salted/salty like the fucking mcdonald fries

by Boiat101 January 14, 2019

Sashed!

The inability to recognize or evaluate NFL talent as a GM no Evaluation skills. , Lack of real players! Trading down constantly, avoiding elite talent, helping other teams find franchise Qbs, while you draft Cody Kessler.

They traded away from, Carson Wentz to draft Corey Coleman, They got Sashed!

They could've stayed at 12 and drafted Deshaun Watson, instead they traded down. They got Sashed!

Not Even trying to keep Mitchell Schwartz ! They got Sashed!

Signing free agent Kenny Britt. They got Sashed!

He couldn't draw a cover two, if you spotted him both safeties. They got Sashed!

by Real fans March 15, 2019