Person A: Hey how is that sammich brah?
Person B: Oh, just great, I LOVE moldy cheese.
Person A: You don't have to be a Sarcasm Dragon man...
Person B: Oh, just great, I LOVE moldy cheese.
Person A: You don't have to be a Sarcasm Dragon man...
by Webster now October 07, 2010
The person you temporarily become after thanking Captain Obvious.
*People are looking at a burning building*
Person 1: Whoa, guys, look! It's on fire!
Person 2: Thank you, Captain Obvious!
Person 1: You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm.
Person 1: Whoa, guys, look! It's on fire!
Person 2: Thank you, Captain Obvious!
Person 1: You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm.
by smileyface3 January 15, 2010
(n) any device indicated purely literally, by a change in vocal tone, by a motion, or by an actual tangible object (e.g. a flag) that denotes that the statement(s) made were done so sarcastically and not to be taken literally, often used retrospectively where the notion of sarcasm was lost due to medium of communication or ignorance on behalf of the listeners
by nopain00 April 14, 2006
The opposite of sarcasm; being completely serious and taking what others say ironically as being completely serious. Often used to comedic effect or as a defense against sarcasm.
"I'm okay. Don't mind the gaping wound and the sword protruding from my back. I'm fine. Feel like a million fucking bucks, dammit." (Sarcasm)
"Oh, good. I was worried for a moment." (Anti sarcasm)
"Oh, good. I was worried for a moment." (Anti sarcasm)
by mrme97 September 13, 2014
See sarcasmometer.
Ones ability to detect sarcastic undertones in a conversation.
The principle of a detector can also be applied to gender and sexuality.
Ones ability to detect sarcastic undertones in a conversation.
The principle of a detector can also be applied to gender and sexuality.
Person 1: Do you like this Cowboy Hat? I think it looks good on me.
Person 2: Yeah, you look -real- cool.
Person 1: Thanks!
Person 2: ...I think your sarcasm detector is broken.
Person 2: Yeah, you look -real- cool.
Person 1: Thanks!
Person 2: ...I think your sarcasm detector is broken.
by Espiria June 10, 2006
When reading a book on sexual relations of the homosexual variety maybe confused with the word orgasm
by Sir Fletch Man August 15, 2005
Sarcasm without any of the associated facial expressions or changes in tonality. Used either by A) people exceptionally skilled in sarcasm, who do not even need to use other expressions to be sarcastic or B) those unskilled in sarcasm, who don't quite understand how sarcasm works.
I don't think my sister understands sarcasm, judging by the android sarcasm in her delivery of "sure mom, squid penis for dinner would be great."
Jim was so skilled with sarcasm that he didn't even need to change his expression- his android sarcasm was impeccable.
Jim was so skilled with sarcasm that he didn't even need to change his expression- his android sarcasm was impeccable.
by greenknight04 August 26, 2010