Rod: I didn’t return the rental car. They’re going to withdraw from ur account
Sam: sp
Rod: I swear to god
Sam: sp
Rod: I swear to god
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by Stiki May 28, 2018
Get the Sps mug.Commonly referred to as « super promise » for simplification purposes, SP actually stands for « Samuel Pumpkins ».
Placed in a sentence, SP means that the preceding or following statement is the undisputable truth.
SP refers to the tragic history of Samuel Pumpkins, a young man that used gross and blatant lies in his everyday life to harm others. He was once approached by the divine, who told him that he could never lie. He then pursued his life honestly, without lying anymore and spreading happiness and joy around him. He married the love of his life, Marguerite Pumpkins, and the couple watched their children grow as the seasons went by.
One day, one of his children, Brutus Pumpkins, was involved in a deadly bank robbery. He was summoned to court facing a charge that could lead to a death sentence. Being his only alibi, Samuel Pumpkins, as a witness, lied to the judge to protect his child.
At the exact same moment the deceitful words came out of Samuel’s mouth, he was instantly struck by divine wrath. Chains rose from the ground, immobilising Samuel and tearing his limbs apart. Then, a violent lightning bolt perforated the court room’s ceiling and carbonised Samuel into a pile of ashes.
Thanks to Samuel’s heroic intervention, his son avoided death penalty, got psychological attention and went on to defend whale’s rights in the South Pacific.
May Samuel Pumpkins’ tale never be forgotten, and be an eternal reminder that lying is not ok.
Placed in a sentence, SP means that the preceding or following statement is the undisputable truth.
SP refers to the tragic history of Samuel Pumpkins, a young man that used gross and blatant lies in his everyday life to harm others. He was once approached by the divine, who told him that he could never lie. He then pursued his life honestly, without lying anymore and spreading happiness and joy around him. He married the love of his life, Marguerite Pumpkins, and the couple watched their children grow as the seasons went by.
One day, one of his children, Brutus Pumpkins, was involved in a deadly bank robbery. He was summoned to court facing a charge that could lead to a death sentence. Being his only alibi, Samuel Pumpkins, as a witness, lied to the judge to protect his child.
At the exact same moment the deceitful words came out of Samuel’s mouth, he was instantly struck by divine wrath. Chains rose from the ground, immobilising Samuel and tearing his limbs apart. Then, a violent lightning bolt perforated the court room’s ceiling and carbonised Samuel into a pile of ashes.
Thanks to Samuel’s heroic intervention, his son avoided death penalty, got psychological attention and went on to defend whale’s rights in the South Pacific.
May Samuel Pumpkins’ tale never be forgotten, and be an eternal reminder that lying is not ok.
« I don’t any weed left, SP » (this means that Brian is indeed out of weed, he cannot be lying and his words can be trusted upon)
« I did not cheat on you, SP »
« SP I had sex with your mother »
« I did not cheat on you, SP »
« SP I had sex with your mother »
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Chad: Yo my SPS is at 20
Brock: that's turnt bro
Chad: Whats your SPS homeslice
Brock: a solid 35 bro
Brock: that's turnt bro
Chad: Whats your SPS homeslice
Brock: a solid 35 bro
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