Ruben

Ruben is a person whom you should not mess with. He knows your secrets, he knows your past, he knows who you are. He likes to observe and listen to his surroundings. Any little information he gets, he will use it to his advantage. He can ruin friendships, relationships, etc. So beware of him, for he will not hesitate to destroy your thoughts on someone or something. He is powerful and he knows it.

Ruben will not hurt you physically, but mentally he will if he feels like it!

by Dangerous Man November 22, 2021

Ruben

A handsome sexy man that has one of the biggest dicks u can see. His eye lashes are so perfect and his eyebrows. He is overall a stunning man and all the chicks want him

Person 1- Do you have a ruben? ;)

by rubwn January 26, 2022

Ruben

sheesh

Ruben: "Sheesh"

by shys December 13, 2021

Ruben Craib

misogynistic master of rizz that makes so much bank that any girl would happily make the man a sandwich. This man gets more bitches than a porn star and owns more bugattis than andrew tate. He is the true definition of a top g.

"I wish I had as many bitches as Ruben Craib"

"I hate women Ruben Craib"

by HoldendeezNutzz January 30, 2023

rusty rubberneck

Getting an Indian burn your dick

Give me a rusty rubberneck

by quacker207 March 21, 2011

ruben

a sexy man beast, that goes to lake ridge middle school. he makes straights want 2 b gay , and rug munchers want to change for him too.

"i fucked ruben last night" said marina

by ruben March 3, 2005

Ruben

A bad ass Puertorican who usually is really talented and funny also gets all the girls, he can slack off and people will do hes work for him some of the talents of a Ruben are usually Soccer, Skateboarding, surfing. Rubens are always very successful in life. Rubensare always gentlemen and always make a good boyfriend or husban rubens are always very popular and all the girls want him for his good looks athleticism and personality Rubens will always show you how to have a good time

Girl 1: omg did you see ruben today at the game, he looked so hit as always he even took his shirt off after the game omg he has a perfect body

Girl 2: Omg yes! i so have a crush on him hes so hot and athletic.

Girl 1: i wish he would notice me :(

Girl 2: ive only talked to him 3times and hes so nice and kind omg im in love!
Girl 1: ikr! me too!!

by rubens girlfriend but engaged December 18, 2013