Rogan

After Joe Rogan celebrated the return the R-word, claiming the world is somehow now a better place because you can say it— it just makes sense that the R word be adjusted to mean Rogan, because after all, that's kinda what people mean when we say it —slow, not so bright, easily manipulated— much more fitting. "Don't be such a f-ing Rogan."

Look at that f-ing Rogan over there, he’s trying to ‘push' on a ‘pull’ door.

That was so stupid bro. Don’t be such an f-ing Rogan.

That guy licking windows is total a Rogan.

He believed that Trump was going to eliminate income tax. LOL, what a Rogan!

by Crisp Bot Army May 8, 2025

Joe Rogan

Thinks "You can't talk about people's kids man. It am principle."

Hym "But I can, Joe Rogan. I can talk about kids. And if I don't get the credit I can kill kids. I mean, he think the sun is made of fire."

by Hym Iam January 27, 2025

Joe Rogan

So it IS him! I knew Jordan didn't have the balls for it.

Hym "Yeah, get his daughters. Get his kids. Find them. Do whatever it takes. IT HIM! FIND THEIR ASSES! IT'S HIS KIDS OR YOUR! FINAL ULTIMATUM! GET JOE ROGAN. HIS KIDS OR YOURS."

by Hym Iam March 24, 2024

Joe Rogan Smile

A wide, fake smile that insecure, short, celibate men make to show that they are "okay."

Usually done by fake tough guys into right-wing, American culture, to cope with their celibacy, desperation, and depression.

Ever notice how every guy over 35 takes a photo in his car giving a Joe Rogan smile?

by CutiePatootiePie January 22, 2025

Rogan

When someone in a group of friends. suddenly starts talking about bizarre conspiracies dominating the conversation.

Often using made up statistics , and using the word sheeple to describe anyone with an opposite hire.

OMG, that was intense , Dave went full Rogan. As a woman I can cope with Mansplaining , but when they go Rogan you cannot argue with them.

by Tuneraider November 30, 2024