roberto vargas

Roberto Vargas is an amazing guy with a huge penis. he has the biggest heart, and will make you standards of men go up tremendously. he has a beautiful smile with dimples, and the cutest eyes ever. he's often insecure in his eyes, but in everyone else's eyes he is perfect. he sleeps with a stuffed bunny usually, and has a dog named Frankee. he is genuinely the most beautiful guy I've ever met. he is shy at first, but when you get to connect with him and appreciate him, he calls you mommy. You will fall involve with him without a doubt. He's very caring and patient, especially when you don't know how to communicate your feelings. Everyone needs a robby vargas in their life. I'm so glad I found mine. Anyway, he has a massive 15 inch penis that will demolish your vagina lips. He is also usually into feet. DON'T LET HIM LICK YOUR FEET! I wish robby saw himself the way I have seen him, since from when I met him till now. I love him. He always knows how to boost your confidence and make you feel like you're the only girl in the world. He's they type to open the door on all your dates, cry during marriage, make your parents love him more then you, etc. He's the type you loom forward to having a future with, to marry.

"Wow! That guy is so respectful and has a horse cock between his legs!"
"Must be a Roberto vargas!"

by KW vargas March 7, 2022

Roberto Munguia

Roberto Munguia is a social butterfly who makes everyone’s day better with just his perfect smile, he smokes and loves french fries . Roberto Munguia is a very sensitive person once they let you into their heart , they’re protective over everything that matters to him . Roberto Munguia will always find his way back to his alexandria. Roberto Munguia gives everyone a deep passion and trusting feeling. He messes up a lot but will always make it up, he is human and will never give up.

woah he is charming! he must be a Roberto Munguia

by universe amends May 25, 2022

Roberto isn’t real

A fact. Roberto isn’t real.

Girl 1: Roberto isn’t real

Girl 2: so true!

by Anita-wita August 24, 2022

Esteban Julio Roberto Montoya Dela Rosa Ramirez

Name of the bellboy character in "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody"
He is the from around Peru, has pet chickens in his country, and calls Zack and Cody "little blonde peoples".
He is of hispanic/latino descent.

I wasn't named Esteban Julio Roberto Montoya Dela Rosa Ramirez for nothing!

by sunkistangel May 13, 2012

father Roberto

robbie’s full name, you call him father roberto when he is in you. MASSIVE COCK MOFO AND HAS TWO ASSHOLES. he stealin all your bitches, his the guy you don’t get mad at your gf leaving you for because his so handsome he turns you gay plus his skills in bed are limit less, if you are on your period call him mosses cause his splitting that red sea

wow father roberto it’s so big!

by sussyboi May 23, 2021

Sergi Roberto

One of Barcelona's top right backs and Xavi's covert gay boyfriend is Sergi Roberto.

Sergi is the 2nd best Barca player ever just under our glorious king Messi.

Sergi also ended Spain's dictatorship and killed Hitler. Sergi also invented sliced bread and influenced Arsen Wenger to make Arsenal.

Sergi also attended Toni Kroos and Luka Modric's wedding and even bought them gifts.

Fsg: Gianni I have the Xavi and Sergi Roberto love tape

Gianni Infantino: Excellent Spain's hope of winning the Euros is gone

Gianni puts the love tape in a box full of the videos of footballers being recorded by Gianni Infantino's goons.

by Sleeping pets September 5, 2023

dirty roberto

A sexual manouver that envolves a south western Mexican. The Mexican is required to have a small baglama ( Turkish musical instrument ) while being inserted in to any of the participants rectal hole. While this is occurring everyone else taking part in the sexual activity must be freestyle dancing in a middle eastern manner along with the tune of the Mexicans guitar.

Dude, yesterday this party totally turned in to a big dirty roberto

by Rod and Todd August 27, 2008