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Robert

If:

ROBERT is the #3 most common male name.
3.143% of men in the US are named ROBERT.
Around 3850175 US men are named ROBERT!

ROBERT is the #996 most common female name.
0.008% of females in the US are named ROBERT.
Around 10200 US females are named ROBERT!

ROBERT is the #2533 most common last name.
0.005% of last names in the US are ROBERT.
Around 12500 US last names are ROBERT!

(see previous definition....)

Then assume:

0.008*0.005 = 0.00004% women
3.143*0.005 = 0.015715% men

so

There are 100 women in the US called Robert Robert.
There are 39287 men in the US called Robert Robert.

Match.com say 2% of people get married after meeting on Match.com. So there are 2 women called Robert Robert who could potentially meet and marry 785 guys called Robert Robert, if they all were all internet dating. Which admit it. We all are.

AWESOME.
Fed-Ex Guy... "is Mrs Robert there please?"

Bob-bob Jnr... "Mom... It's for you!"

Bertybob... "Yes, I am Robert Robert?"

Fed-Ex Guy..."How did you know my name? I am Robert Robert, Robert Robert"

Bob-bob Jnr..."shiiiiitt....I'll be darned. Hey Dad....Rob, come see this...It's another Bob-bob!"
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Robert are weird and funny and some time needs to chill Robert usually hang out with Genevha and possibly Genevha tell Robbie that they like them but sometimes Robert don't say yes they rejecte them in a " nice" way Robbie mostly never really care about genevha Robert will or could be friends with a genevha,a jayla,an Owen or more they r usually in to fortnite and other games leaves you texting your self but will respond ones in a while and is a genevha best friend for life😍😍😍
Person 1- oh that's a Robert he reagected lots oh girls person 2- oh he is a player
by MISSGOBBSNOB July 31, 2018
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Someone who’s never cuddled w the homies
Wow that guy hasn’t come to our homie cuddling session such a Robert
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Someone who is currently Seksing ur mum
I hope Robert doesn't find my mum
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A boy who all the ladies like but the real question is what is there to like? He has a VERY CIKNO KAR AND HE IS ZARALO AND JUNGALO
ABI SI CIPL
Is that a cikno car
No it’s Robert
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a cat killer very dickhead he’s a cock sucker and has a 1inch penis cheats on multiple girls at a time and is a hoe he supposedly has a “backup” a “girlfriend” and a “side chick
hey is that Robert

other person: yeah that’s the dickhead
other dude: FUCK HIM
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Where do I start..
Robert is one of my favorite people. He thinks of other people and is a very kind person. He does simple things to make your day better. For instance holding the door open is a small thing he may do. Cheering you on and encouraging you to do better. Robert is very fun and often acts like a kid. He’s definitely a cute boy haha
He LOVES sports and could do them all day nonstop from baseball to basketball to track or cross country. He has a great sense of humor but is also a serious person. When you look in his eyes you will go crazy. I love Robert and those are many things about him I love.
*robert is in the hallways*
*he looks at you*
(Your head)
Holy crap.
*walks faster away*
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