All-Rite Jooce

Any generic form of Kool-Aid. Not quite the real thing, but it's "all-rite". Complete with a mascot, "Jungle Jooce", he busts through walls just like the Kool-Aid man, but instead of declaring, "OH YEAH!", he says, "THAT"LL DO!".....oh yah, and he's a milk carton, not a pitcher...

"Mom, when are we getting off of welfare so we can afford Kool-Aid instead of this crappy All-Rite Jooce?"

by Haimee April 1, 2009

Owl rite

All Right

We'll deal with this problem tomorrow, Owl rite?

by Chatterted October 12, 2011

delaney ritter

The hottest girl in school that any one would fall for. Smart gorgeous and good looking.

Hey I heard your going out with Delaney Ritter.

by sharkawesome176 February 14, 2017

Paul Ritter

The best person in British acting for non marvel things he was a legend mainly known for Friday night dinner played Martin goodman and he had 2 sons Adam and Johnny along with his wife Jackie however like all the greats he was gone to soon rip paul Ritter

Joshua: hey do you want to watch Friday night dinner

Kian: is that the show with Paul Ritter in it?

Joshua: yea mate he is fucking funny

by Paul Ritter fan April 7, 2021

Immortal Rites

Gathered for a sacred rite

Subconscious minds allied

Call upon immortals

Call upon the oldest one to intercede

Rid us of our human waste

Cleanse our earthly lives

Make us one with darkness

Enlighten us to your ways

From churning worlds of mindlessness

Come screams unheard before

Haunting voices fill the room

Their source remaining undefined

Shadows cast from faceless beings

Lost for centuries

Lords of death, I summon you

Reside within our brains

Cast your spells upon our lives

So that we may receive

The gift of immortality

Bestowed on those who seek you

Immortal Rites

by Death Menace September 26, 2022

Adam Ritter

Alternatively, the Adam Ritter can also be something to brag about. In fact many boys and men record, post, and compare their Adam Ritters in competition with one another with the largest recorded Adam Ritter from a female weighs 22 pounds and measures 28 inches and was produced from none other than Queen Elizabeth herself. However, this does not hold a candle to the largest Adam Ritter produced by a Male which weighed in at over 100 Katie Courics- Courics for short. A Couric is the standard measurement for Adam Ritters- one Couric weighs approximately 2.5 lbs. This massive 250-pound turd was produced anonymously and found via satellite on a deserted island in the Central Atlantic Ocean between New Guinea and Howland Island in the late 1930s. This Wonder of the world can be found at the Smithsonian between the T-Rex and Megalodon exhibits. It has its own room because it contains a slight gravitational pull due to its sheer mass. Conspiracy Theorists believe that the victim was actually engulfed by the massive Adam Ritter and is still trapped inside while some women believe that this was Amelia Earhart's last effort to signal a rescue plane before she died.

"I just completely brutalized that toilet with my massive Adam-ic Ritter Bomb, comparable to Hiroshima and Nagasaki."

Woman: "I thought my boyfriend and I were having an unplanned pregnancy, so you can only imagine my surprise when I birthed a beautiful 7 pound 7 ounce Adam Ritter Right into the hands of the Doctor. In doing so, I not only dodged a bullet with a baby but also recorded a new personal best poop with my new Adam Ritter which the doctors allowed us to keep and is now my prized possession paperweight at my work."

by Tippy Top G January 23, 2023

o u rite

Something you say when a person is right.

Can be used to annoy

Hey Amy is really sexy!

O u rite

by Queef345 January 19, 2015