ripe

to be used like cool, sweet, or fresh.
it literally means what cool means and is used the same way.

1: Yo did you see Jenna last night.
2: Yeah.. she looked ripe, and the party was pretty ripe too.

by coolest kid on the block! June 26, 2015

Ripe Roast

When you put your testicles on a pan fresh out of the oven

Person: So I heard that some random ass dude went ahead and put their nuts on a hot oven pan
Person 2: That's what I call a Ripe Roast!

by Raviable March 29, 2020

ripe banana

A penis in it's maximum state of arousal.

He was trying to hide his ripe banana, but the speedo he was wearing made it impossible.

by Krawar September 4, 2021

Ripe Neck

A neck which feels pleasant to touch. Slightly firm, not too soft.

"Shit that guy has a ripe neck"
"Yeah I squeeze it in my dreams"

by sonofallah June 17, 2018

Ripe

Stupid, dumb, idiotic.

Parent #1: My little boy is doing very well in school, A' plus in every class!"

Parent #2: *scoffs* "Nice, mines getting mostly B's and C's..."

Parent #3: "Gah dayum, your kid's ripe..."

Parent #1 and #2: "SHUT UP FRANKLIN!"

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar January 14, 2021

ripe

the act of being fresh 'til death

You're looking mad ripe today!

by sLantyy November 10, 2010

ripe melons

When she has a perfect pair of chesticles.

"Yo, check out Tanya, she got some ripe melons!"

by rtp2017 June 11, 2019