Cherry Ripe

The result of a woman who is on her period defecating directly after getting a cream pie (cum in her pussy)

It was early morning and everyone at the party had passed out except me and Julia. She was keen to have sex but warned that she was on her rags, i was down with that. Just after I came in her pussy she said she needed to take a shit, I said "why don't you give Kevin a cherry ripe?" Which she did, it was hilarious!

by Ridldeedee October 21, 2016

ripe

cool, sweet

1: yoo that party was f*cking ripe!
2: yea did you see jennifer she looked ripe!

by coolest kid on the block! July 4, 2015

Ripe Bagel

Also known as the opposite of a “stale bagel”, a ripe bagel is the freshly made baked dough with a hole in the middle commonly known as a bagel.

Person 1- Hey can I get a bagel? Person 2- yea sure we sell only the best ripe bagels!

by stalebagel February 14, 2021

Ripe

so lovely

i’m so lovely love the whole crew shawty brave i’m so ripe

by facts only. June 15, 2021

Ripe

“That’s ripe”

meaning you actually had the nerve to say that! Really?

That’s Ripe!

by Kumquat exposer April 2, 2025

Ripe

Stupid, dumb, idiotic.

Parent #1: My little boy is doing very well in school, A' plus in every class!"

Parent #2: *scoffs* "Nice, mines getting mostly B's and C's..."

Parent #3: "Gah dayum, your kid's ripe..."

Parent #1 and #2: "SHUT UP FRANKLIN!"

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar January 14, 2021

Ripe

Ready and prepared, mentally and physically—independent of specific expectations.

Can also refer to life and death—there is no specific time for each. We must learn to embrace and accept both.

“Are you ripe?”

“Yeah, ripe as a peach!”

by Bitterfleur November 1, 2018