Rugby Cunt

A rugby player who thinks he is God's gift when he is, in fact, a cunt

Paul: Who is that other there?

Steve: He's one of those rugby cunts, I wish he was dead.

by clbatch1 March 17, 2011

rugby

We spend our spare time getting bashed, crunched, punched, stood on, gouged, bitten, crushed, twisted and bent.

And we love it. I don't see a problem with it.
(R. Hurst 2006)

Q: What do you call people who watch rugby players?
A: Backs

by grimmice May 2, 2007

Rugby league

When one man shoves his finger up another mans bum.

That spastic just rugby leagued me, what a gay cunt.

by spiderman that hoe September 25, 2011

Rugby Cunt

Someone who plays for the any rugby team and goes around doing press ups in bars, downing snakebite and puking it back up into the cup.

Before these drinking sessions occur, a game of touch cup is played in a bar, in which members of the team wank over the fact they managed to bounce the a coin into a cup. whilst shouting phrases such as LAD and GEEZER at around 132 decibels.

Brian: You'll like this.. check this out.

(a lad downs half a pint of snakebite and gets a semi)

Tom: What a rugby cunt!

by Hater 1. March 17, 2011

rugby

A real sport that involves no frickin pansy ass pads like american football. Kick the habit, play rugby.

Joe went to play rugby to break his face in. His other friend Charles went to play american football and got a bruise.

by PV June 7, 2003

Rugby

The must skillful, graceful and beautiful forms of brutality in the world.

Soccer is a gentleman's sport played by hooligans. Rugby is a hooligan's sport played by gentleman.

by 6stringsct April 27, 2010

Rugby

The Chuck Norris of sports.

Dude 1: Wanna play some rugby
Dude 2:Nah
Dude 1: Why?
Dude 2:I broke my jaw getting rounhouse kicked 50 times.

by gxems February 28, 2010