chip-rider

One who attends dining excursions with friends only to eat the complimentary chips and salsa provided by the restaurant (usually Mexican)

Waitress 1: "and you sir?"
Brett: "Im good with just a water, thanks"

*back in the kitchen*

Waitress 1: "We got a chip-rider on table five"
Waitress 2: "Spit in it, you know they aint gunna tip"

"Another God damned chip-rider!"

by bang dicker August 25, 2012

mustache rider

Someone who supports and defends the actions and statements of Nautibuoy LLC, Nauti Crew, and their commodore, Michael D.

Boater 1: Why is she in this group sticking up for Mikey?

Boater 2: She's best friends with him. She must be a mustache rider.

by Bently Bandit June 5, 2018

Brown Onion Rider

A person who has anal sex as the pitcher/deliverer.

Look at that guy with the pink shirt. I bet he's a brown onion rider.

by DaHolmes March 21, 2023

Rigor-coitus

The act of making love to a long lost love or spouse after they have died. Possibly in a scenic setting like in front of a fireplace or at a grave yard. This is not to be confused with necrophilia because it embodies the love that one may have once had for said corpse.

Walter: Where were you last night Howard?

Howard: I was just really depressed thinking about Emma's passing, i had to go down to the cemetary and have her one last time...

Walter: Sometimes rigor-coitus is the only way to relive the passion you once had, I'm sorry Howard, one day soon you'll be able to join her again...

Howard: Yea, i was thinking next tuesday possibly.

by The Crypt Creeps December 12, 2010

night rider

A white female who favors sex with black males.

That bitch is a total night rider

by Jeff Duclervil February 10, 2008

line rider

addicting game that has no meaning other than to waste time. sometimes confused as verb

"did you line rider after school?"

"i got a sweet line rider on my computer at home"

by The FriedRiceFreak December 6, 2006

cc rider

Abbreviation for c*ck carousel.

Someone who goes partner to partner stacking up the body count and ends up becoming a single parent... And still doing it after the fact.

"Dude that girl is gorgeous. Too bad she's just a cc rider... she belong to the streets"

by Hamm3rhand March 1, 2022