(Screams for Mom) Hey Momma, we're out of shit ribbon!
(Mom screams back) Your daddy is at Walmart getting some, so you're just gonna have to get up greasy assed
(Mom screams back) Your daddy is at Walmart getting some, so you're just gonna have to get up greasy assed
by RedneckCertificationPresident May 12, 2015
Get the shit ribbonmug. .
by RedRibbonArmyDance February 26, 2025
Get the 《¤》Red《¤》Ribbon《¤》Dancing《¤》Red《¤》Ribbon《¤》Army《¤》Red《¤》Charry《¤》mug. 
Years ago before da recorded-music era, we got our teens things like roller skates and Swiss Army knives as gifts, but now it's completely changed to a world of ribbons and Bose.
by QuacksO March 25, 2021
Get the ribbons and Bosemug. A groups of girls that are white trash.
by FantaBanta69 February 21, 2017
Get the Blue Ribbonsmug. A derogatory term used when only a man brags about abusing a women or another man in a physical, sexual or emotional sense, but not really doing it. Often used amongst friends and colleagues to describe a situation where they have tried to inflate their egos with stories of dominating someone.
Hey Nathan, how was your date last night?
Yeah good, she complained about the movie i took her to, so i white ribboned her ass!
Yeah good, she complained about the movie i took her to, so i white ribboned her ass!
by cool cunt klint November 8, 2016
Get the White Ribbonedmug.