rectumonious

Someone who is a sanctimonious asshole. Usually a politician.

Example 1

Voter 1 - Wow listen to that holier-than-thou candidate talk about finding religion, even though he cheated on his first 2 wives.

Voter 2 - Yep, he is rectumonious.

Example 2

Candidates who preach "do as I say, not as I do" are rectumonious.

by Yankees Girl May 25, 2012

rectum nazi

Destroyer of the ass

Yeah, she be calling me rectum naziafter I'm done hitting it from behind

by Yeahhh.sam December 6, 2016

rectumsempra

a magical spell when you tickle the asshole a little bit

I used the spell rectumsempra

by eugenesaunders December 10, 2020

rectum radio

A word used by Cr1tikal in his video "fart porn is art" meaning asshole or anus

"come on god damn it I'm ready, play me a song on that rectum radio",

by anonymous December 16, 2020

Texas Rectum Ranger

Another word for a United States border patrolman who is stationed along the US-Mexico border in southern Texas. The word references the common occurrence of wetbacks, or Mexicans, smuggling drugs into the United States by hiding them deep inside their rectum.

Last night I was driving down the highway less than a mile away from the US-Mexico border where I witnessed a Texas Rectum Ranger chasing down a presumed dirty drugged up wetback.

by Mkolesar25 August 26, 2013

ravaged rectum

A condition common among sedative obese individuals who consume large quantities of cheese and meat, leading to chronic severe constipation. Could be a precursor to rectal prolapse.

The huge man in line ahead of me at the grocery store had nothing but cheese and meats in his cart. I bet he suffers from a bad case of ravaged rectum.

by assman1984 May 25, 2018

e plurbis rectum

When a co-worker walks over to your cubicle and lays down an auditorily obnoxious fart and then runs away.

Dude, now you gotta bow to the e plurbis rectum gods you totally stunk up my cubicle, I hope no one thought it was me.

by Soooze May 14, 2014