rectum ralph

When one suffers from extremely explosive diarrhea

Dani is in the bathroom having a rectum ralph; After I ate those fish tacos from the guy with the weepy eye I had a serious rectum ralph in the hotel lobby, it was embarrassing.

by bs425 March 08, 2015

cerebral rectumitis

head up your ass

That guy is such a stupid mothafucka he muss beez suffrin from cerebral rectumitis

by steakfries December 13, 2008

Rectum Rampage

When you go craaaaazy and stick your shaft in maaaaany women's behinds.

Chris: heeey so yesterdaaaaay i kind of went off on a bunch a girls asses
Alejandro: so you went on a rectum rampage?!
Chris: Systematically, im a barnyard chimpanzee
Alejandro: no stooooooop! if you ever-if you EVER!!!
Chris: i love nikki!!!

by ms. thompson April 20, 2010

rectum ripper

A Specific Tool mainly Used By Tylers Mother. A Gigantic Dildo that will rip you in two.

Damn that bitzch uzin a fuckin Rectum Ripper

by SlasheR September 27, 2003

Rectum Engineer

A faggot may be referred to as a Rectum Engineer.

"Dude, that guys a real faggot."

"Yeah, a real Rectum Engineer."

by MetalliChris January 26, 2007

rectum necklace

One who has their neck surrounded by their own rectum. Thus wearing their rectum as a necklace. Synonymous with asshat.

Briann keeps deleting my tags on facebook pics. Who does that rectum necklace think she is?

by 1fooln6billion October 29, 2010

rectum stretcher

To stretch someones rectum to the point of pain.

Man... Jill's rectum was stretched so out of porportion it was weird.

by brownsound October 05, 2004