prehensile rectum

one who cannot poop in a toilet in a reasonable manner may be said to have a prehensile rectum. A prehensile appendage is one that is capable of grasping or conscious manipulation. One with a Prehensile rectum is purposefully able to miss a large target such as a toilet.

the term originates from a post by Billy Rubin on the StraightDope forums in 2001.

Look, F***wicket,I know you got your problems. Do you have a prehensile rectum that you can extend on a stalk like a snail's eye and aim? How in the name of all that is unholy do you get poop everywhere?

by jaybirdlaw April 3, 2016

Rectum Rampage

When you go craaaaazy and stick your shaft in maaaaany women's behinds.

Chris: heeey so yesterdaaaaay i kind of went off on a bunch a girls asses
Alejandro: so you went on a rectum rampage?!
Chris: Systematically, im a barnyard chimpanzee
Alejandro: no stooooooop! if you ever-if you EVER!!!
Chris: i love nikki!!!

by ms. thompson May 4, 2010

cerebral rectumitis

head up your ass

That guy is such a stupid mothafucka he muss beez suffrin from cerebral rectumitis

by steakfries December 19, 2008

rectum ripper

A Specific Tool mainly Used By Tylers Mother. A Gigantic Dildo that will rip you in two.

Damn that bitzch uzin a fuckin Rectum Ripper

by SlasheR September 26, 2003

Rectum Engineer

A faggot may be referred to as a Rectum Engineer.

"Dude, that guys a real faggot."

"Yeah, a real Rectum Engineer."

by MetalliChris January 30, 2007

rectum necklace

One who has their neck surrounded by their own rectum. Thus wearing their rectum as a necklace. Synonymous with asshat.

Briann keeps deleting my tags on facebook pics. Who does that rectum necklace think she is?

by 1fooln6billion October 29, 2010

rectum stretcher

To stretch someones rectum to the point of pain.

Man... Jill's rectum was stretched so out of porportion it was weird.

by brownsound October 5, 2004