Rectal Fortification

The act of building a castle, wall or some other form of defense inside the anus to protect against homosexual invasion.
Tom would have had a much better time in prison if he had a rectal fortification.
by 8============D--- ( Y ) April 22, 2010
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Rectal Gladiator

See Uphill Gardner. A man who prefers the company of another man.
"Terry put on his best trapping pants and went to the gay bar for a spot of Rectal Gladiation. He is a full blown Rectal Gladiator"
by Big Shag. January 16, 2010
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Rectal Tissue

"Man Ash is such a Rectal Tissue"
"Jess don't eat the rectal tissues."
"Ash's rectal tissue is his own hand"
by Jash77 August 27, 2007
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rectal star

One who surrounds himself with nothing but buttholes.
"That John Thomas sure is a bigtime rectal star."
by lover of women February 06, 2004
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Rectal Snorkeler

(pron: rek′təl snôr′-kəl-lʉr)
noun. One who performs anilingus.
Did you hear about that rectal snorkeler who suffocated while snorkelling Michael Barrymore's rectum?
by cumfucker December 13, 2008
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Rectal projectile

The act of an enormous turd flying out one's rectum at a great speed, hitting with great force whatever is within it's range as it emerges.
by Pogmothoin February 15, 2009
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Rectal Wrangler

A man/woman who's only purpose on this world is to stick his erected dong into the weakened anal cavity of other organisms. This rare breed of humanity finds extreme pleasure in German Dungeon Porn and getting a slick coat of shit slabbed across his chest with the help of robotic hands. It is not uncommon to find fecal remains in their toothbrushes/hairbrushes or to find pictures of defecating corpses within scrapbooks.
Me: I'm love some rough assplay
Friend: you're such a rectal wrangler
by Jordowns April 29, 2014
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