ralph job

The act of crushing plans by being a "no guy." Everyone's all hyped until that one guy pulls a ralph job and ruins everything.

Yo, nice ralph job, man, now everyone's canceling on Wednesday night for the boys.

by YesManAlsoFuckRalph November 14, 2017

ralph chunks

The act of vomiting.

Dude, I had waaay to much beer. I think I'm going to ralph chunks.

by Wiseman June 27, 2006

ralph wiggum

The greatest character in the Simpsons (Except Duffman). He also has the best Phrases.

I bent my Wookie!
My daddy shoots people!
Hi! Super Nintendo Chalmers!
I'm Learnding!

by sam May 12, 2004

Ralph Kwasi

When a female gets really excited or when she has an erection.

Shannon has a Ralph Kwasi!

by Ginger Goose Girl September 9, 2012

Ralph Johnson

A Ralph Johnson is when a girl pukes while giving you head. This name was inspired by a disturbing .gif file which depicts a black woman ralphing on some guy's johnson. Hence, Ralph Johnson.

Dude, Sarah gave me a Ralph Johnson last night.

That's fucking sick, bro.

by Cuntflap McTittlewitty May 27, 2009

Ralph Nader

1. Consumer advocate noted in particular for dooming the Corvair automobile.

2. Nader was the Green Party's presidential candidate (with Winona LaDuke as running mate) in the 1996 and 2000 races, and is running as an independent for 2004.

Ralph Nader's vote-splitting has been hotly contested by Republicans and Democrats.

by Belisarius March 2, 2004

ralph lauren

Designer brand that costs a lot of money. Famous for their polos. Meant for the wealthy/preppy East Coast crowd.

"That Ralph Lauren polo is off the chain!"
"Please, stop...we live in Greenwich, Connecticut."

by ELHSkid January 6, 2005