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raccoon syndrom

A Person suffering from raccoon syndrom has rings under and around the eyes that makes them look like they haven't slept in weeks.
The extraordinary eye rings make the person look like a raccoon.
Random Person: Is Marvin okay? He looks like he hasn't slept in weeks!

Donnie: No hes alright. His girlfriend broke up with him and now he can't sleep any more you really wanna ignore him.
That poor raccoon syndrom motherfucker. And ey, his name is NOT Marvin!
by konnie&dolia December 5, 2018
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Afternoon Raccoon

Someone that misses most if not all of the morning, and wake up in or close to the afternoon. They like to get into the swing of things after the noisy hustle and bustle of the mornings. Jumping into action well after the early birds. Afternoon Raccoons also love to sleep. This person doesn't consider themselves an early bird or a night owl. But they can choose to be more that one. For example, they feel like an afternoon raccoon and a night owl.
I'm not an "Early Bird" and I'm not a "Night Owl", Im more of an "Afternoon Raccoon."
by Sleeps with rose petals August 2, 2017
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Raccoon Jeezus

He died in a trash can only to be resurrected days later he commands all Raccoons and has unlimited n word passes
You going to coon church this weekend? “Hell yeah gotta praise my boy Raccoon Jeezus.”
by CoonCommander April 11, 2019
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Raccoon playhouse

The act of applying vast amounts of anal stretching cream to your rectum and allowing multiple raccoons climb inside
That strange old guy from next door was creating a raccoon playhouse in his backyard
by BootyHoleBandit69 January 2, 2023
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Urban Raccoon

A person looking through a grocery store's throw away for bruised fruits/veggies, or just overdue foods.
Ever since Trader Joe's came to Atlantic Avenue, there have been a lot more urban raccoons popping up.
by toebutt April 20, 2011
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Raccoon Tailing

A game where two people excrete a turd but force their sphincter to halt the expulsion of the turd mid-way, and proceed to sword fight with said excretory rods. The objective of the game is to knock the turd off the opponents' asshole.
Brad: Yo, I found a turd in the shower this morning. WHAT THE FUCK!?

Chad: Yo, my bad. Thad and I were fucked up and started raccoon tailing last night.
by partisanwarrior97 April 29, 2019
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Wet Raccoon

A wet raccoon is a tradition handed down throughout the generations as the act of clapping your ass-cheeks together on someones nose.
This is generally used with force, unless the victim is passed out.

Variation - Brown clown nose: If you want to go all-out, you can push a little and leave a lump of crap on the idiots nose. Resembling a fake clown nose.
but made out of crap.
Jerry was being a fag so Tom got his friends to hold Jerry down while he gave him a wet raccoon.

man 1: "Hey buddy, that was one nice wet raccoon you gave the drunk guy last night!"
man 2: "He has yet to discover the shit-stain on his nose. And i feel much better about myself inside!"
by Robrobrockstar February 7, 2006
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