Cristiano Ronaldo

A player who lives rent free in more than millions of humans heads..does not possess the technical elegance of Ronaldo Nazario nor the ability to create amazing chances like Messi but is still the GOAT
He is clutch af

Cristiano Ronaldo is the best of all time. Nothing else

by FluffyMelon January 23, 2021

its Ronaldo's Suii, bro!

Ronaldo's Suii, bro means that it a particular topic is very famous.

Mike: Hey bro, do you know Among Us? It's kinda popular now.
Sam: Bro, its Ronaldo's Suii, bro! Everyone knows it!

by Great Boii September 10, 2023

Ronaldo fan

Ronaldo fan. A context-dependent insult, often used to imply incompetence or lack of skill, despite any actual connection to the athlete Cristiano Ronaldo. The term serves as a pejorative, suggesting the target is deficient in intellect or ability, varying in meaning based on the situation.

"He called me a Ronaldo fan when I couldn't solve the simple math problem."

by blueisred32 March 25, 2025

Ronaldo

Siuuuuuu man siuuuuuuuu man

Ronaldo hit the siuuuuuuuu mr champions league

by DevrJ111 March 23, 2022

Cristiano Ronaldo

The most majestic footballer to ever stroll the planet. Cristiano Ronaldo doesn’t just exist — he blesses the world with his every breath. When he drops his AirPods, they don’t hit the ground - the Earth catches them. He once waved at someone and three countries declared a national holiday. Scientists tried to study his footsteps and accidentally discovered a new element: GOATium. When Ronaldo opens a pack of gum, the wrapper folds itself out of respect. He once yawned during training, and a solar eclipse happened. His mirror doesn’t reflect him — it watches and learns. And don’t even get me started on when he sips water — each gulp echoes through the multiverse as a reminder that perfection exists. Cristiano sneezes? A stadium sells out. He blinks? A volcano calms down. He stretches before a match and gravity takes a break. Honestly, at this point, Ronaldo doesn’t live in reality — reality adjusts to Ronaldo.

Why do i Goon to Cristiano Ronaldo

by Monkboyinohio June 16, 2025

Ronaldos

White guy who loves to talk, all chicks are attracted to Ronaldos also known by his peers at work as Fido, happy feet

Look at that white guy he must a Ronaldos we are so stocks!

by Canevaro July 6, 2018

Ronaldo

The best football player in the whole world and is the GOAT. Don't disrespect him.

Ronaldo is the best in the world.

by cr7voice November 15, 2022