Dirty R. Kelly

When you Urinate and Poo in an container, Take a shower in it and fornicate in it with your S/O or tinder date.

"Hey Shirly, wanna do a Dirty R. Kelly?"

by NathaniSan July 2, 2019

Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez

Lights out Pirates Closer that got caught soliciting a minor. He changed his last name from Rivero to Vazquez so he could try to get away with it.

Pirates Fan: You saw that Felipe Vazquez got caught soliciting a minor?
Other Pirates Fan: You mean Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez

by some_random_hanzenite September 17, 2019

R.Kelly Effect

To have the urge to pee on someone younger than you, mostly aimed towards the face and mouth area of the child.

A: God I really wanted to pee on Trish's face when we hung out at her house.
B: The freshman? I think you have the R.Kelly effect man.

by rkelly4life November 5, 2019

R.Kelly

A Grown ass Man who pisses on kids
and wants to clap his moms ass

Mom: you betta get cho ass to bed before R.kelly comes and get you

Ima laugh when R.kelly pisses on yo lopsided ass head.

by Bootleghoelove December 12, 2019

R Kelly

A person who is sentenced to 30 years in prison

Person 1:you know r Kelly was sentenced to prison…
Person2: wth 😭

by Twizzy ya boi June 29, 2022

Smelly R-Kelly

When you defecate on a woman’s face, and amidst the confusion proceed to pop her jaw open with a right hook, and urninate down her esophagus.

“I gave that bitch a smelly r-Kelly, and watched her vomit”

by Doinkahanahue January 25, 2018

Pulling an R. Kelly

Peeing on 'em.

"I believe I can fly." I threatened to pull an R. Kelly on my baby daddy and he got scared. - Kelsey over threatening to give Calendario a pulling an R. Kelly

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022