quack dick

dick that smells so loud you turn into a duck

1: How was hanging with Kyle last night

2: He was a good kiss, but you wouldn’t believe how bad his quack dick was
1: Expected

by Tierbey September 15, 2021

Quack Ho

A duck who who likes to fuck.

Yo, that duck is a ho ... a quack ho

by QuackingAround September 22, 2022

you little umbrella monkey quack sack

World's best insult

By Phil Lester a.k.a. AmazingPhil

Asshole: bitch
Me: you little umbrella monkey quack sack
Asshole: what?

Me: *walks away like a boss*

by fluffy-black-unicorn January 8, 2017

Quack!

Something you yell when a situation is overly cheesy or just plain stupid.

*cheesy,icky-romantic scene in Titanic* Quuuuuaaacckk!! This is the cheesiest bullshit I've ever seen!!!

* A dumb joke being popped in a stupid movie* Quack! That is so gay and not even funny.

by Quack quack! April 20, 2010

Quack

To be a weird, gross, ugly child. This person is usually described as being irritating and straight ugly.

Dylan, stop being such a quack.
Dylan, your annoying me, you’re a quack.

by Jco1015 November 11, 2018

Quack

Flatulence released from the anal cavity, which is powerful enough to project fecal matter at dangerous velocity onto the flatulator's undergarments. A strong wet fart. Otherwise know as a shart, these noisy explosions tend to have a distinct "quack" sound when released past the sphincter.

(ex 1) Shit ran down my thigh as a result of a disastrous quack.

(ex 2) Tony accidentally quacked while trying to light his fart, in this situation a basic joke had become oh so dangerous.

by iLOVEtwat May 22, 2010

right quack

right quack is derrived from the phrase 'real quick.'

Let me see that magazine right quack before i smack you upside your dome.

by Bill December 10, 2003