puzzle pirates

Lame MMORPG for people who have no hand-eye coordination and can't play games like Call of Duty.
Also, there are lots of 6 year olds on it who go up to female pirates and call them sexy, babe, hott, etc.
Another common phenomina is kids who call older people kids as though the name-callers themselves were some intelligent Baby-Boomer-Age adults.

Mitch -Hey man, I was playing Puzzle Pirates the other day and ---

Mike - Ew, dude, you play that game? You're a freakin queer.
*Exits room*

Example of children:

handsomekidbieber98:
Omg, j00r p1rat3 hav3 nic3 b00b. C@n i tOuch tHEm pl0z???

oneeyedjane:
Get lost. *mutes*

iamgodlulztoocool:
Omg, you are sooooo immature!!!11!1eleven!one

hookhandhank:
Uhm... May I ask why?

iamgodlulztoocool:
Bcuz you just keep winning poker! Not fair!!! Go back to kindergarden, you noob!!!!!!!!oneoneeleven!

hookhandhank: you know the age limit on here is 13.... right?

iamgodlulztoocool:
YEAH, my mom made this account. HEY, that means you shouldn't be playing nub!!!! OMG REPORTING!!!!oneeleven!

hookhandhank: *Mutes iamgodlulztoocool* *Reports iamgodlulztoocool for his underaged-ness*

by IoaB May 30, 2010

puzzle in a thunderstorm

The look on your lovers face when you let a fart slip out while you are getting your salad tossed.

Let me tell you about the last time I ever got my salad tossed. I was trying to hold in a fart and my girlfriend started tongue punching me and that fart just slipped out. She screamed "Oh my god you just farted in my mouth!!!" You should have seen the look on her face, it was a real puzzle in a thunderstorm. (true story).

by Monkeyscaper October 3, 2016

Puzzle Ecstasy

Puzzle ecstasy is a rare condition in which extreme puzzle enthusiasts become so enraptured by the activity of puzzle-making that they are unable to respond or engage with the outside world for significant lengths of time.

This guy I knew who was into puzzles, was a nice guy and all... but eventually, he became so into it that he was inflicted with puzzle ecstasy--always intensely concentrating, always aloof. By the end of it, he wasn't really there at all any more...

by Vikramaditya April 9, 2010

Puzzle Hug

An extremely warm and sincere hug received from someone with whom you've have never had intimate relations. Involves a firm (but not tight) embrace for 2-4 seconds, a warm rub on the back, and, typically, something said softly into your ear. Most times leaves the recipient feeling like the hugger liked them more than they realized.

I approached Monica on her last day at work to simply say goodbye but she extended her arms and gave me one of the best puzzle hugs of my life.

by Onepocket June 11, 2014

puzzle face

The puzzled faced man doesnt know what's going on but look puzzled in the face this term is brother word of jigsaw neck because many people does not know what it is that they are seeing.

The puzzle faced man didn't handle the game given to him from the young man who spoke suck awsome words for Him earlier that day.

by Ccordell May 6, 2018

Grizzly Pizzler

Slang term for an extremely hairy dry vagina.

I was with this girl yesterday, who had the worst Grizzly Pizzler. It was like a cheesegrater on my nob!

by Gareth the mental raisin February 4, 2010

Meat Puzzle

Phrase used to describe depraved sexual conquests.

"Hey, dick, I just solved your mom's meat puzzle."

"My baby mamas got me trapped all up in this meat puzzle."

"Unh, girl, I like your meat puzzle.".

by MeatPuzzle December 31, 2012