Pumpstress

A Pumpstress is usually an overweight, bald African American male that engages in anal intercourse with many gay white men. A Pumpstress will be physically abused by his clients, and he will like it.

I met a Pumpstress at the rest area yesterday. He took all 9.5 inches like a champ! When I finished I beat the shit out of him.

by Restareaman December 17, 2008

Pumps my nads

An expression for something that peeves you off

You know what really pumps my nads? Feminism

by Peepeesauce556 May 19, 2017

Red pumps

The call sign for men in drag. Usually dressed up like hookers.

"Wow! She's hot!"

"Don't do it man. That's a shemale. Check out the red pumps."

by Sunshine_Skipper December 12, 2009

f me pumps

F me pumps are shoes or (mainly) heels that one wears in hopes of getting f***** in.

Oh my god ! Did you see Amy ? She’s wearing her f me pumps !!!

by Thatrahrahbitch September 18, 2020

plumpus

a large gay hairy faag that has a resemblence to a plumber. (latin)

Peter Kovacs

by pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo May 28, 2003

pumpster

when a man cums into a womans nostril and she spits it back out her mouth

johnny gave his girlfriend a pumpster

by z niggy da boom September 1, 2010

Pumps

A word used to address another person in a casual sence. Can be used interchangably or along with the word dude.

Duuuude, pumps, INCHWORM!!

by GLiex August 13, 2006